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What do you call a dinosaur who spends all his time in the library?
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I heard a really funny one that I will not repeat on here, when I was 7. I heard it from the older boy who lived at the corner house. I told it to my mom and she got super pissed at me. I then told it to my dad when my mom wasn't around, and he thought it was hilarious. He said not to say it in school though.
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Made me lol Willow. Thanks!
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What do you call a shy dinosaur?
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You're on a roll Willow!
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Good one MuseumGhost!
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side! Ha ha ha ha! __________________ "Every moment is a fresh beginning." (T. S. Eliot) "Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines."(Robert H. Schiuller) * * * * * * |
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I know. It's a stupid joke. There were some funny answers to that question & I don't remember them right now. Then came the time when someone would ask the chicken question & you're expecting the answer to be funny, but it isn't. So that's what is kind of funny. Hmmm....
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I love the "Science Nerd jokes". So clever.
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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a drink. "How will you pay?" asks the bartender. "Put it on my bill" replies the duck.
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Heisenberg was driving with Schrodinger on a car trip when they got pulled over. The police officer asked them if they knew how fast they were going and Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am." The cop says "You were going 120km/hr." Heisenberg responds "Great, now I'm lost!"
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Ohhhh jokes!
May I? One joke: Q: what do you call an alligator in a vest? A: an investigator! One funny: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice! lemonSys __________________ The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. John Milton, Paradise Lost |
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