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Default Nov 17, 2022 at 05:12 PM
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What do you call a dinosaur who spends all his time in the library?
A theasaurus
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Default Nov 17, 2022 at 05:24 PM
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I heard a really funny one that I will not repeat on here, when I was 7. I heard it from the older boy who lived at the corner house. I told it to my mom and she got super pissed at me. I then told it to my dad when my mom wasn't around, and he thought it was hilarious. He said not to say it in school though.

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Default Nov 17, 2022 at 06:27 PM
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Made me lol Willow. Thanks!
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What do you call a shy dinosaur?

A doyouthinktheysaurus
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Default Nov 17, 2022 at 07:08 PM
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You're on a roll Willow!
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Joke I heard
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Good one MuseumGhost!
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Default Nov 18, 2022 at 08:59 PM
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!
Ha ha ha ha!
I've never understand that joke
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I've never understand that joke
I know. It's a stupid joke. There were some funny answers to that question & I don't remember them right now. Then came the time when someone would ask the chicken question & you're expecting the answer to be funny, but it isn't. So that's what is kind of funny. Hmmm....

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Default Nov 19, 2022 at 05:04 PM
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I love the "Science Nerd jokes". So clever.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a drink. "How will you pay?" asks the bartender. "Put it on my bill" replies the duck.
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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a drink. "How will you pay?" asks the bartender. "Put it on my bill" replies the duck.
That's cute. And I LOVE DUCKS!!!

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I love the "Science Nerd jokes". So clever.

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Heisenberg was driving with Schrodinger on a car trip when they got pulled over. The police officer asked them if they knew how fast they were going and Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am." The cop says "You were going 120km/hr." Heisenberg responds "Great, now I'm lost!"

The cop, suspicious of this answer, searched the car and said "Sir, did you know there's a dead cat in the car?" Schrodinger replied "Now I do!"

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Ohhhh jokes!

May I?

One joke:
Q: what do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: an investigator!

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