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I laughed today because my cat has the biggest and most ginormous butt I've ever seen for a cat with a healthy weight AND every time I send a picture of my cat to my grandma, she always comments on what a big butt my cat has.
My cat has a big butt and I cannot lie. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! |
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Last night when feeding my friend's horse grain & hay (who I am caring for at my neighbor's farm) Their horses were standing next to her fenced in turnout area like a bunch of vultures trying to stick their necks over the fence & eat her grain. The neighbors horses have a round bale of hay to graze on at will but her food looked better.
I threw 3 flakes of their hay from in the barn next to the fence where my friend's horse was eating. All 4 horses stood there happily munching away as I left....no food fights on my watch
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My mom and I laughed at my 24 containers of various flavors of tic tacs that will last me until the New Year.
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The sounds my stomach has been making, lately. It's sounding more and more like a grumpy, grousing old man. For instance, today, it sounded for all the world like it was saying "Oh, NO!", and "Just go HOME".
Even the cat was like, "what in the....is that??!?" Hysterical! |
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@Yaowen's joke
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"I don't know what I'm looking for." "Why not?" "Because...because...I think it might be because if I knew I wouldn't be able to look for them." "What, are you crazy?" "It's a possibility I haven't ruled out yet," |
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Willow posted a link to some cute/funny cat videos. I literally LOL at them
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This:
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi Jammin'
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I was reading a thread somewhere else, and the OP was asking how do people go to toilet in space.
someone's reply: well, it's simple, they just pee on the moon lol it was so unexpected, but my absolute highlight |
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I found out today that the cookie me and my sister have been calling garage keys since we were kids are actually cookies called Kolaczki.
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It's a sad laugh, but it's a laugh. I used to have UH and got out just as they started the OptumRX thing.
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"I don't know what I'm looking for." "Why not?" "Because...because...I think it might be because if I knew I wouldn't be able to look for them." "What, are you crazy?" "It's a possibility I haven't ruled out yet," |
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My cat ran away once my niece started screaming.
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"Good morning starshine.... the earth says hello"- Willy Wonka |
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Her most recent pet sitting escapade - this time with a "dead" fish who turned out not to be dead
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A friend sent me something funny & very clever. I laughed out loud.
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My dad and I had our secret jokes that we would say when my mom wasn't around because we knew she would get mad at us. It will be 8 years soon since he died and I still remember the laughs we had.
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"Good morning starshine.... the earth says hello"- Willy Wonka |
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Willow, has a thread in this forum listing jokes. They made me laugh.
Thanks Willow. |
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My cat likes to gallop down the hall. It's hilarious. Running like a horse
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