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Old Nov 04, 2022, 10:59 PM
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I laughed today because my cat has the biggest and most ginormous butt I've ever seen for a cat with a healthy weight AND every time I send a picture of my cat to my grandma, she always comments on what a big butt my cat has.

My cat has a big butt and I cannot lie.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Old Nov 05, 2022, 08:05 AM
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Last night when feeding my friend's horse grain & hay (who I am caring for at my neighbor's farm) Their horses were standing next to her fenced in turnout area like a bunch of vultures trying to stick their necks over the fence & eat her grain. The neighbors horses have a round bale of hay to graze on at will but her food looked better.

I threw 3 flakes of their hay from in the barn next to the fence where my friend's horse was eating. All 4 horses stood there happily munching away as I left....no food fights on my watch
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Old Nov 05, 2022, 03:51 PM
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My mom and I laughed at my 24 containers of various flavors of tic tacs that will last me until the New Year.
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Old Nov 09, 2022, 01:06 PM
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The sounds my stomach has been making, lately. It's sounding more and more like a grumpy, grousing old man. For instance, today, it sounded for all the world like it was saying "Oh, NO!", and "Just go HOME".

Even the cat was like, "what in the....is that??!?" Hysterical!
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Old Nov 09, 2022, 05:00 PM
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@Yaowen's joke
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What's bigger than a school of fish? The University of Wales.
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Old Nov 09, 2022, 05:45 PM
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Willow posted a link to some cute/funny cat videos. I literally LOL at them
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Old Nov 10, 2022, 05:30 AM
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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?



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Old Nov 10, 2022, 11:42 AM
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I was reading a thread somewhere else, and the OP was asking how do people go to toilet in space.

someone's reply: well, it's simple, they just pee on the moon

lol it was so unexpected, but my absolute highlight
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Old Nov 10, 2022, 04:03 PM
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I found out today that the cookie me and my sister have been calling garage keys since we were kids are actually cookies called Kolaczki.
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Old Nov 13, 2022, 02:09 PM
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It's a sad laugh, but it's a laugh. I used to have UH and got out just as they started the OptumRX thing.
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Old Nov 13, 2022, 03:37 PM
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My cat ran away once my niece started screaming.
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Old Nov 17, 2022, 02:24 PM
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Her most recent pet sitting escapade - this time with a "dead" fish who turned out not to be dead @BeyondtheRainbow
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Old Nov 17, 2022, 03:25 PM
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A friend sent me something funny & very clever. I laughed out loud.
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Old Nov 17, 2022, 05:29 PM
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My dad and I had our secret jokes that we would say when my mom wasn't around because we knew she would get mad at us. It will be 8 years soon since he died and I still remember the laughs we had.
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Old Nov 17, 2022, 07:28 PM
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Willow, has a thread in this forum listing jokes. They made me laugh.

Thanks Willow.
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Old Dec 04, 2022, 12:09 AM
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My cat likes to gallop down the hall. It's hilarious. Running like a horse
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