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Nov 17, 2022, 05:12 PM
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What do you call a dinosaur who spends all his time in the library?
A theasaurus |
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Nov 17, 2022, 05:24 PM
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I heard a really funny one that I will not repeat on here, when I was 7. I heard it from the older boy who lived at the corner house. I told it to my mom and she got super pissed at me. I then told it to my dad when my mom wasn't around, and he thought it was hilarious. He said not to say it in school though.
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#3
Nov 17, 2022, 06:27 PM
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Made me lol Willow. Thanks!
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Nov 17, 2022, 06:48 PM
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What do you call a shy dinosaur?
A doyouthinktheysaurus |
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#5
Nov 17, 2022, 07:08 PM
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You're on a roll Willow!
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Nov 18, 2022, 03:33 PM
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Nov 18, 2022, 08:44 PM
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Good one MuseumGhost!
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Nov 18, 2022, 08:59 PM
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side! Ha ha ha ha! 
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Nov 18, 2022, 09:35 PM
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Nov 18, 2022, 10:32 PM
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Quote:
 Hmmm....
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Nov 19, 2022, 04:06 PM
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Quote:
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Nov 19, 2022, 05:04 PM
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I love the "Science Nerd jokes". So clever.
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Nov 19, 2022, 05:26 PM
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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a drink. "How will you pay?" asks the bartender. "Put it on my bill" replies the duck.
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Nov 20, 2022, 03:09 AM
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Quote:
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Nov 20, 2022, 11:02 AM
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Quote:
The cop, suspicious of this answer, searched the car and said "Sir, did you know there's a dead cat in the car?" Schrodinger replied "Now I do!"
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Nov 22, 2022, 09:25 PM
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Ohhhh jokes!
May I? One joke: Q: what do you call an alligator in a vest? A: an investigator! One funny: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice! lemonSys
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