Post the alternative versions of christmas songs here

While shepherds washed their socks by night, while watching ITV
The Angel of the Lord came down and switched to BBC

While shepherds watched their turnip tops all bubbling in the pot
The Angel of the Lord came down and scoffed the wretched lot

[LiteraryLark]

The old classic of my childhood:

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And the Joker got away!

We three kings of Leicester Square, selling ladies underwear
No elastic they're fantastic only a penny a pair

One that my mum remembers from when she was at school

Originally Posted by LiteraryLark

The old classic of my childhood:

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And the Joker got away!

Our versions was jingle bells, batman smells, then either Robin laid an egg or Robin flew away, the batmobile lost a wheel on the motorway

[Stronglady1]

Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere