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Old Feb 01, 2008, 01:21 PM
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Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They won't stop for directions.

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JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S }
PC MEN... YOU KNOW HOW I ADORE ALL OF YOU.

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Old Feb 01, 2008, 01:33 PM
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ok.... it is funny... JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } you might know us pretty well....
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 01:37 PM
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could we put a warning up to the sheep .......do not have coffee in mouth while reading LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I agree the guys of Pc are great!
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 01:43 PM
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JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S }

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they're using their head. JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S }
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 01:45 PM
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Watch that keyboard! They don't like coffee! JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } They don't like Coke, either! JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S }
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 01:55 PM
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Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.

Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 01:58 PM
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just my opinion... slipping.... JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } as a man, i'd rather not visualize certain parts.... sorry... just me...
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 01:59 PM
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totally prefer not to visualize 'wet' farts ... ugh... just my opinion JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S }
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 03:06 PM
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Q. How do you know when your wife is really dead?
A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.

Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 10:09 PM
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Q: why did the raccoon cross the road?
A:to prove to the chicken it could be done!
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Q:how do you make an egg-role?
A:you push it!
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 10:15 PM
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JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } hi Nita! Welcome : )
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 10:51 PM
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whats the difference between a woman and a battery?


a battery has a positive side
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 10:52 PM
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what do they call chinese food in china?





food
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 10:53 PM
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what is the one food when eaten once that can make you sick for 20 years?



wedding cake
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 11:03 PM
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need a screen shield here lol JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S } JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S }
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 11:44 PM
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Old Feb 02, 2008, 10:10 AM
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heyjoe....good one...lol
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Old Feb 02, 2008, 06:17 PM
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Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"

"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."
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Old Feb 02, 2008, 06:23 PM
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Emotional extremes

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?"

The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
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Old Feb 02, 2008, 06:26 PM
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Doctors meeting
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."
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Old Feb 02, 2008, 11:39 PM
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Why do women close their eyes during sex?



They can't stand to see a man having a good time.
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Old Feb 03, 2008, 10:39 AM
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Just wanted ya'll to know that I added the trigger icon because of the sexual content of some of the jokes.

Thanks for understanding!

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Old Feb 03, 2008, 01:40 PM
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this is soooooooo funny!!!! JOKES {THIS IS FOR FUN N SOME MUCH NEEDED HAHAHAHA'S }
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