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Default Mar 24, 2023 at 02:12 AM
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izza good one!
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Default Mar 24, 2023 at 05:02 AM
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What's big, green and grumpy?

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The Incredible Sulk

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Default Mar 24, 2023 at 05:19 AM
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

This joke comes from this YouTube video:
Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose | Will Ferrell vs. Mark Wahlberg | All Def - YouTube


Don't wok away from me.
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Default May 01, 2023 at 04:03 PM
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Sigmund Freud and Bill Gates get into a car together, but the car won't start. Freud decides to blame the car's parents, Bill Gates comes up with the solution of closing windows and reopening them

(joke from work today, can't remember exact wording)
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Default May 01, 2023 at 04:25 PM
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what would bears be without bees?

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Default May 01, 2023 at 04:25 PM
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what would earth be without art?

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Default May 01, 2023 at 04:53 PM
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if the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get?

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Default May 02, 2023 at 01:03 PM
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Sigmund Freud and Bill Gates get into a car together, but the car won't start. Freud decides to blame the car's parents, Bill Gates comes up with the solution of closing windows and reopening them

(joke from work today, can't remember exact wording)
This is hilarious!
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Q. Why should you never pick a fight with a dinosaur?

A. You'll get Jurasskicked!

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Default Jun 02, 2023 at 01:50 PM
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Why should you knock on the fridge door before opening it?

In case there's a salad dressing
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Default Jun 02, 2023 at 06:32 PM
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why cant u take a picture of anyone in eqypt with one leg?

because you cant take pictures with a leg, you take pictures with a camera
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Q. Why should you never pick a fight with a dinosaur?

A. You'll get Jurasskicked!


BOOM!!!! That's a keeper!

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Default Jun 11, 2023 at 01:28 PM
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whats the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle anda well dressed man on a bicycle?


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