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Default Feb 14, 2023 at 09:18 AM
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Joke allowed that willowtigger not understand? That she got told elsewhere?

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Yeah this one is pretty rude lol

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Default Feb 14, 2023 at 09:21 AM
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Yeah this one is pretty rude lol
Sorry i picture the sack he brings the presents in when it said sack, probably why i dont get it .....

Willowtigger get in a trouble for that one and cinderella ball one?
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Default Feb 14, 2023 at 09:59 AM
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Scientists are trying to make an air freshener that works on telepathy, which makes scents when you think about it.
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Default Feb 14, 2023 at 03:13 PM
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What did the red traffic light say to the green? Don't look I'm changing
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Default Feb 14, 2023 at 03:36 PM
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willowtigger copy pasting cause she cannot spell

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work
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Default Feb 14, 2023 at 03:38 PM
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso
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Default Feb 14, 2023 at 07:26 PM
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For valentines day:

Why do melons aways have huge weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.
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Default Mar 04, 2023 at 10:10 AM
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I have a joke

how does ronald mcdonald introduce his wife at social events

meet patty
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Default Mar 05, 2023 at 05:41 PM
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 789

Why was 10 afraid? Because 987
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Default Mar 05, 2023 at 07:11 PM
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 789

Why was 10 afraid? Because 987
I've never heard of the second part before, that's funny!
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Default Mar 05, 2023 at 07:44 PM
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I'm not good at jokes, but I appreciate them.

This one I enjoyed is from a daily joke calendar...

"My memory is going. I can only name one Spice Girl. I tell ya, it's SCARY!"
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Default Mar 05, 2023 at 10:22 PM
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My therapist told me I have trouble verbalizing my feelings

I can't say I'm surprised
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Default Mar 06, 2023 at 12:13 AM
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Why was 10 afraid? Because 987
Did you hear about the fight between 19 and 20?

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Default Mar 06, 2023 at 02:05 AM
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Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom
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Default Mar 16, 2023 at 01:17 AM
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I had to research that joke! Noddy and Big Ears from the UK tv show! I get it now! Good one!
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Default Mar 17, 2023 at 07:32 PM
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When I was younger I got a brand new watch for my baby sister but my mother made me trade back
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"i have named that massive spider in my room Cotton Eye Joe, because im asking myself two things:

Where did he come from? Where did he go?"

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Default Mar 18, 2023 at 05:20 PM
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"i have named that massive spider in my room Cotton Eye Joe, because im asking myself two things:

Where did he come from? Where did he go?"

I laughed WAY harder than I thought I would. Thank you for this!!
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LOL, That made me laugh. Thanks.

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