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Last edited by bluekoi; Feb 14, 2023 at 11:57 PM.. Reason: Add trigger code |
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#23
Scientists are trying to make an air freshener that works on telepathy, which makes scents when you think about it.
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#24
What did the red traffic light say to the green? Don't look I'm changing
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willowtigger copy pasting cause she cannot spell
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent |
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#26
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work |
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#27
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso |
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#28
For valentines day:
Why do melons aways have huge weddings? Because they cantaloupe. |
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#29
I have a joke
how does ronald mcdonald introduce his wife at social events meet patty |
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#30
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789 Why was 10 afraid? Because 987 |
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#32
I'm not good at jokes, but I appreciate them.
This one I enjoyed is from a daily joke calendar... "My memory is going. I can only name one Spice Girl. I tell ya, it's SCARY!" |
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#33
My therapist told me I have trouble verbalizing my feelings
I can't say I'm surprised |
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Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom |
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I had to research that joke! Noddy and Big Ears from the UK tv show! I get it now! Good one!
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#37
When I was younger I got a brand new watch for my baby sister but my mother made me trade back
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#38
"i have named that massive spider in my room Cotton Eye Joe, because im asking myself two things:
Where did he come from? Where did he go?" |
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LOL, That made me laugh. Thanks.
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