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Feb 07, 2008, 08:49 PM
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?' 'No,' she replies. . . . Wait for it. . It's coming. . The suspense is killing you, isn't it? She says: 'You just happened to catch my eye.' (oh shut up, and just forward it on*)
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Feb 07, 2008, 08:52 PM
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Feb 07, 2008, 09:01 PM
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lol
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Feb 07, 2008, 10:39 PM
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lol
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Feb 07, 2008, 10:44 PM
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Very good.
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Feb 08, 2008, 12:21 AM
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Feb 08, 2008, 12:09 PM
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Groan! 
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Feb 08, 2008, 05:14 PM
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Groan....
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 "I danced in the morning when the world was begun. I danced in the moon and the stars and the sun". From my favourite hymn. "If you see the wonder in a fairy tale, you can take the future even if you fail." Abba 
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#9
Feb 08, 2008, 05:17 PM
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haha
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#10
Feb 08, 2008, 09:33 PM
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 >>> . How did he manage to catch her eye ???/ Was he wearing a Really cool Tie ??? .Needs all the help I can get ,,,, Wait a Minute ,,,, There was a pause in that post ,,,, Maybe I missed something ... .  . Just Kidding >>> LOL. .  .
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Feb 08, 2008, 10:01 PM
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With a title like that, how could I not click on it.
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Feb 08, 2008, 10:28 PM
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 LOL GB..
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