[radio_flyer]

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????'

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO....,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'

[Danialla]

[recluse1]

Hellooooo! That was so totally funny!

[Jazz91]

they were good where did you find them

[radio_flyer]

a friend sent them to me in email today ..

[sabby]

Hey!!!!!

I resemble those remarks!


sabby

[I_WMD]

Some oldie but {{{{ ???? }}}} Goody Blonde Jokes ?

Have you seen the new Blonde invention ?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.

It's a solar powered flashlight .



Why do Blondes smile when they see lightning ?

They think they are getting their picture took .



How do you get a Blonde to laugh on Saturday?

Tell them a joke on Thursday.



Why did 17 Blondes go to the movie ?

Cause the sign said ,,,Under 17 not admitted .

[radio_flyer]

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[I_WMD]

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The statuesque blonde walked into the dinner party on the arm of a scowling old tycoon .She took her seat at the dinner table while her escort conversed with other guests. A woman sitting near - by couldn't help but notice the huge gem hanging from her neck .
" Excuse me ", the woman said , " but I must tell you that is the most beautiful diamond I 've ever seen ".
Why thank you , It's the Blanton Diamond .
I'm surprised I never heard of it ,, and gemstones are a hobby of mine . The woman said.
Well , the blonde explained , The Blanton Diamond has a horrble curse attached to it .
Really ?? ,, the woman said ,, What is it ?
The Blonde grimmaced and gestured toward the old tycoon ,,,, " Blanton over there ".

hey dudes i am blonde!

are you guys calling me dumb????? lol

once my friend told me this one and at first i didnt get it but here:

how do you kill a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

[I_WMD]

Blows coffee out onto monitor. Turns head at an angle .

Court ???? >>>.. That's FUNNY > hehe.

[mandazzle]

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[I_WMD]

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A Blonde woman and her boyfriend were sitting in the backyard when a pigeon flew over them and pooped on his head . s#*t , the man said ,, " Get some toilet paper ".
"Why " the blonde said ,, " He must be half a mile away by now " .

manda i think youre rather immature :P jay kay

oh and wmd i dont get that one

[radio_flyer]

lol court_knee... funny one

[radio_flyer]

[radio_flyer]

Blonde Logic

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

[radio_flyer]

Blonde Praying for Help from God
There was a blonde woman named, Cindy, that was in deep financial problems.
So she got on her knees and prayed "Dear
God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or
I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn't
win. The next day she prays to God "God! I really really need
your help! I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else."
Once again, she doesn't win. The next day she says the same
prayer; then God speaks to her " Cindy! work with me here, BUY
A TICKET!!"

[radio_flyer]

omg lolllllllllll

[RozG]

LOL this thread is SO funny

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