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May 02, 2008, 01:02 PM
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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your fi rst name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather! c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdl e 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny! t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny -- and we only have a little over 260 days left until that thing is gone!
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#2
May 02, 2008, 01:03 PM
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I'm Tootsie Farkletush lol
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May 02, 2008, 01:04 PM
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Sloopy Girdlehump. It seems to suit me, somehow.
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May 02, 2008, 01:05 PM
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hi im Dorky Gizzardjuice
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May 02, 2008, 01:20 PM
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im tootsie forkledoodle
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May 02, 2008, 01:48 PM
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crusty chickensnickle
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May 02, 2008, 01:54 PM
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Sloopy Chicken-Hiney
I always did want one of those fancy schmancy hyphenated names!
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May 02, 2008, 02:12 PM
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Liver Dippindoodle
Sounds like something served at the local country buffet
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#9
May 02, 2008, 02:15 PM
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Hahahhaa I 'm lovin your new names !! LOL Toooo cute!!!
  
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May 02, 2008, 02:25 PM
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crusty pottydoodle o0
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May 02, 2008, 02:30 PM
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Sloopy Gorilladoodle
Always knew my roots...Leaky would be happy... Lenny
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May 02, 2008, 02:38 PM
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I'm Sloopy gizzardtush.
LOL 
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May 02, 2008, 03:24 PM
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Snickle Dippinboob
I think it's very fitting to me
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May 02, 2008, 04:01 PM
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I am now Boobie GizzardButt... LMAO!!!
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May 02, 2008, 04:18 PM
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Snooty Gizzardhump....LOL
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May 02, 2008, 05:40 PM
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that makes me
Sleezy Pottyshorts LOL Thanks Sweet for the laugh |
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May 02, 2008, 06:10 PM
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Dorfus Battybiscuits here!
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May 02, 2008, 06:31 PM
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these are so funny! thanks bethy!
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May 02, 2008, 07:04 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
bebop said: crusty chickensnickle </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> for some reason this one just kills me. snickle pottydoodle |
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May 02, 2008, 07:56 PM
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Boobie Chickendoodle....
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May 02, 2008, 08:12 PM
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meet the gizzardbutts:
me ....boobie hubby...dipsy son...dipry son...snooty daughter... farcus daughte.....goober
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May 02, 2008, 08:46 PM
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Boobie FlippinBiscuits!
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May 02, 2008, 08:57 PM
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I'm tootsie waffle lips....lol...perfect name for me!!
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May 02, 2008, 09:39 PM
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Goober Dippinface
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May 02, 2008, 09:55 PM
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I am Goober Bubblelips lololo
Thanks SS for that. I needed that laugh. Now, when I am called Goober I guess it fits. darkpurplesecrets 
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