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Oct 11, 2008, 08:47 AM
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someone sent me this email and i thought i would pass it on for a few laughs................................
BELIEVE it or not , These are Nashville , TN 's REAL 911 Calls! Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. My Personal Favorite!!! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! And the winner is.......... Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police. |
 BeckyC, kami2008, silver_moon
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#2
Oct 11, 2008, 10:40 AM
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LOL, Thanks for sharing, that definately made me laugh.
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Oct 15, 2008, 06:24 PM
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hahahah those are hilarious
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Oct 15, 2008, 07:38 PM
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That is too funny! Thanks for the laughs!
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Oct 18, 2008, 10:42 AM
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This one is an all time Winner of Stupid 911 Calls:
Lady calls 911 over wrong Burger King order http://stupid-people-videos.blogspot...rger-king.html |
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