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Jul 23, 2008, 05:39 PM
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A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and she says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. 'There's no charge,' she says. 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' Now Here comes the punchline, Wait for it... 'So I just switched the heads.' (BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN!!!) LOL TJ |
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Jul 23, 2008, 08:34 PM
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EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! teehee
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Jul 23, 2008, 11:01 PM
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muhahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Jul 24, 2008, 10:28 AM
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oh my! you are right I didnt guess that ending, I was thinking maybe she killed the guy in the blue suit or somthing like that... LOL... creepy but funny...
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Jul 24, 2008, 10:38 AM
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OMG-didn't see that coming. LOL!
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Jul 24, 2008, 11:23 AM
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lol, thats is funny
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Jul 24, 2008, 12:20 PM
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Yes, that is bad :-)
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Jul 24, 2008, 12:34 PM
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Funny....
My grandmother was an RN at one of the worst ER's in the US. Cop took her down to the morgue one time and showed her a body that was brought in chopped at every joint. She had said what was so bizarre was the way they put the body in there was laid out like normal but the head was sitting upright! She said it was SO bizarre. Just reminded me of this when I read that joke.
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Jul 24, 2008, 03:46 PM
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wahahahhahahahahahhaha
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