[Christina86]

A little bit of humour - some from the mind of myself - and help from all the lovely people who were in Chat when this was being created!!

If a tree fell in Chat, would anyone hear it?

This brings me to the question - Why is a tree in Chat? Is it suffering from sort of identity crisis? Maybe it thinks its a bush.

Or perhaps it gets depressed - and thats why trees lose their leaves in the winter time, because trees suffer from SAD (seasonal affective disorder)?

I personally believe that trees just get super anxious and stressed and thats why they lose their leaves.

Or perhaps they suffer from trichoillomania? It pulls out all of its leaves? But that doesn't make much sense as they don't have fingers. So that brings me back to the anxious hypothesis or depression, where physiological problems happen as a result of emotional turmoil.

And what is more traumatic to a tree than being used as food, shelter and gets peed on by dogs?

No wonder the poor tree has problems, it has had a traumatic life and childhood

It never knows when its going to get its next drink - or when its going to experience its next rays of sunshine. Thats some sort of abuse, its got to be!

And what about this fertilizer stuff? Now WHO buys THAT? We ALL know that the poor tree has substance abuse problems. Stemming from its childhood - and its got plenty of well-meaning "helpers" that provide it - thinking that they're helping. But they're enablers, they just don't know it!

So the poor tree definetely has some self-esteem issues... poor tree. Being mistreated, abused and neglected.

And that bark its as well ... since bark is the equivalent of skin, who isn't a bit anxious about their looks? And they haven't even created moisturizers for trees yet

I do have something to say about trees and their eating disorders though ... You see it? They can go for DAYS without eating a darn thing! And when they become emaciated, you know what that is ladies and gentleman? That is anorexia at its finest. The whole "I'm just not eating because its winter time" thing or because of a lack of resources?? I don't buy it, one bit!

I do personally believe trees have ADHD as well - simply because they're CONSTANTLY shaking! Why don't they ever just sit quietly? If they're not shaking, they're doing absolutely nothing. Lethargic, even.

This is why ladies and gentleman; why trees need therapy.

Medication maybe, but therapy to start off (and detox for their "fertilizer using" problem)

They should always also go in for their yearly checkup so they can make sure they're at their healthiest, even with all these psychological problems.

(I couldnt put in bipolar, DID, and schizophrenia/psychosis, but this is good enough)

[SweetSunshine]

Christina you have a wonderful imagination and I hope people take the time to read this cause it is soo creative and funny! I really enjoyed chat last night because you made it so much fun lol. Thank you!!!!!!!!! And thank you for posting this so I could print it out!

[wi_fighter]

[bebop]

canders lol you are good!!! it was fun last night!!

[bipolar_bear]

I am sorry I missed the fun in chat but enjoyed your post. Very clever.

[jacq10]

:trampoline hahaha very creative! LOVE it! = )

[jacq10]

Oh my smilie didn't work! sad day!

[JustAPixie]

[JustAPixie]

Neither did mine!

[Christina86]

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:trampoline hahaha very creative! LOVE it! = )

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You forgot the other colon

Glad everyone has enjoyed it

[Christina86]

Am I allowed to bump up my own post??

It's been a long time since I wrote this... but I still find it funny to think about so I thought I'd share again.

[RozG]

LOL Christina...glad you did coz i missed this one.

ty for the giggle

[EJ711]

Friends,

If trees believe in God then they know that He will ultimately meet all their needs.

[bebop]

oh gosh I remember this! hehehe was too funny. still is lol