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Aug 14, 2008, 04:27 PM
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Fall Classes for Men
At The ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, November 30, 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Make Ice Cubes--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, W al ls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundament al Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 He al th Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your He al th. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Re al Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Re al Life Testimoni al s. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetic al ly Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Par al lel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ide al Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebr al Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and C al ling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebr al Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. |
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Aug 14, 2008, 04:36 PM
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LMAO radio.....ty for giggle 
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Aug 14, 2008, 08:34 PM
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 Don't know how he did it but hubby knows how to make ice cubes. The rest of the classes, he really needs! LOL
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Aug 15, 2008, 07:19 AM
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mine really needs class #3. although he has, after 20 years of intense tutoring managed the lift the seat part, with his aim i still wonder how we ever managed to concieve children.
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Aug 15, 2008, 08:02 AM
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LOL I know a few men that need these classes.
Jbug
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Aug 15, 2008, 10:21 AM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
radio_flyer said: Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, W al ls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundament al Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> these are the classes that some of my family need to do not just the men
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