[Lenny]

Thoughts from a Wandering Mind

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to
feed it.
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I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side
saddle.
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What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them..
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll
never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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How can there be self-help 'groups'?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
man who can't get his pants off.
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Is it just me--or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?

[Brian37]

thanks for the laughs....I need them now....Ive sunk to the bottom again and dont know when I will resurface

[Lenny]

Take a deep breath,,it will help you float...

We are here Brian...talk about it if you can...many of our demons are illusions which we can help dismiss..

With care,

lenny

haha that made my otherwise cranky day. Now im not nearly so cranky.

A good laugh is good therapy i think.

[Mouse_]

LENNY!!!!! Thanks for the laugh

[nowheretorun]

hahaha .. thanks Lenny... and who helps self help groups? keep your smile

[free2beme]

Thanks Lenny!

[multipixie9]

Thank you Lenny, I enjoyed all of those thoughts of yours. One random thought that makes me giggle is:

Watch your head....hehehe How?

I love the weird little funny things like that. They do make me feel better. I'm not Catholic but I love the one about protons having mass!!! hooo, hooo, hooo, gasp, snort, chuckle

Have a good weekend, Leslieann and the pixies

[kebsfroggy]

As a frog of little brain, I'm glad someone's mind wanders.

Thank you for the chuckle