[radio_flyer]

BBQ RULES
> >
> > When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
> >
> > (1) The woman buys the food.
> > (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
> > (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
> >
> > Here comes the important part:
> >
> > (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
> >
> > More routine....
> >
> > (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> > (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
> >
> > Important again:
> >
> > (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. >
> > More routine....
> >
> > (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
> > (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
> >
> > And most important of all:
> > (10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
> > (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon > seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...

[RozG]

LMAO this is SO true....ty for the laugh radio

[x_BabyG_x]

So undeniably true.... - x

[314159pi]

i Q. and i buy the meat. i do leave a mess tho. on behalf of all alternatively gendered people, i apologize.
pi

[Ltr2Hermione]

OH CLASSIC! This is JUST how it goes around here (minus the beer). lol

[MyBestKids2]

I read this to my husband (I just bbq'd over the weekend). His response was "Who gives you the money to buy the food"?