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A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn'tknow what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costumecompany to explain his problem.A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchiefwill cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as apirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg andso he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives anotherparcel and a note, which says:Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will coveryour wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part. Verytruly yours, Acme Costume Co.Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his woodenleg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nastyletter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, whichreads:Dear Sir, We have TRIED our very BEST . Please find enclosed a bottle ofmolasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, paton crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your *** and go as a caramel apple.Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.