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Old Dec 05, 2008, 01:53 PM
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American Airlines Now Charging Fees To Non-Passengers
Non-Fliers Can Pay Online For Additional Fee

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Tricked into believing that they were experiencing love by temporarily elevated levels of the monoamine neurotransmitters norepinephrine, dopamine, and serotonin, Wendy Cartwright and Austin Vasquez were married this past weekend.

Area Woman Wouldn't Mind Feeding Your Cats
Local neighbor Sarah Dobbs issued a public statement Tuesday notifying you that she is always available and willing to take care of your cats should the need arise... Dobbs' services reportedly come at no charge. "Oh, I could never accept any money," Dobbs said. "I just love helping out. And maybe the next time I go away, you can look in on my little angels."

The last time Dobbs left town for an extended period of time was July 1996.
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Old Dec 05, 2008, 02:54 PM
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I love the Onion. I love looking at things a little cockeyed and thinking, "why not?" The cat lady reminded me of Ross Perot, LOL.
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rofl

(and now making up more characters for the 10 character minimum)

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