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Old Jan 29, 2009, 05:09 PM
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A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"

Just wanted to share a laugh! It is from www.punoftheday.com

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Old Jan 29, 2009, 09:40 PM
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Old Jan 29, 2009, 09:52 PM
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I'll admit, I had to read it three times before I actually separated bar and tender. Sheesh!!
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Old Jan 29, 2009, 10:09 PM
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I'll admit, I had to read it three times before I actually separated bar and tender. Sheesh!!

me too!!!!!!! ugh!!!!!!!!!

cute joke!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 29, 2009, 10:25 PM
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hehehe.....cute Thanks for the giggle!
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Old Jan 30, 2009, 01:31 AM
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me too!!!!!!! ugh!!!!!!!!!

cute joke!!!!!!!!!!!
meeee threee
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Old Jan 30, 2009, 06:34 AM
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Old Jan 30, 2009, 03:06 PM
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"A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny"

Guess I know not to fix them for dinner tonight!
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Old Jan 30, 2009, 06:55 PM
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*shrugs* still don't understand the first one. but hey... its not my first language!
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Old Jan 30, 2009, 07:38 PM
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oh... nvm now i do... cause that took ages
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