[Rhapsody]

Can YOU answer them?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of children's tylenol?

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

How young can you be, but still die of old age?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

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[therealme]

hahahahaha !!!!!!
i like a lot, thank you for making me smile....
((((((rhapsody)))))))))))))))

[Brian37]

laughter is the best medicine