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Mar 19, 2009, 03:13 PM
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THE BLONDE AND THE LORD
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy foot stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again t o cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" She stopped, looked skyward! and said, "Is that you, God?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK!" |
 brummie lass, Capp, hurtingintn, Zen888
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Mar 19, 2009, 04:57 PM
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Mar 20, 2009, 12:13 AM
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duh lol............................
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Mar 20, 2009, 07:40 AM
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LOL, politically incorrect but LOL
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Mar 20, 2009, 10:51 AM
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thanks-We all need a funny or two each day! Coming from Hockey Country, I really lol
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