another joke from the spam file

Brian37 · Mar 18, 2009, 03:02 PM

A Burglar - too funny
> >
> > A burglar broke into a Christian Family 's home one night. He shined
> > his flashlight around, looking for valuables when he heard a strange voice
> > echoing from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
> >
> > He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
> After awhile when he heard
> > Nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the
> stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,
> "Jesus is watching you."
> >
> > Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
> > source of the voice and finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
> beam
> > came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he whispered to the
> parrot.
> >
> > "Yep," the parrot squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
> >
> > The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? And what is your name?"
> >
> > "Moses," replied the bird.
> >
> > "Moses?" the burglar laughed.
> >
> > "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
> >
> > "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
> >