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May 06, 2009, 10:56 AM
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This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.' The robbers opene d up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered littlebowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: 'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'.... |
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May 06, 2009, 11:32 AM
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   I can see said bank robbers reading the paper the next day lol
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May 06, 2009, 12:16 PM
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 thats a JOKE right?
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May 06, 2009, 01:18 PM
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vanilla pudding eh?
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May 06, 2009, 01:22 PM
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Oh that gives me the willies!
Thanks for sharing. 
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May 06, 2009, 03:08 PM
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Oh gawd. I knew something was up when I read "bowls of pudding". (up: No pun intended, LOL.)
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May 06, 2009, 07:12 PM
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huh????
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May 06, 2009, 09:04 PM
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hehehhe......yes (((((((((( blue )))))))))))) it's just a joke
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May 06, 2009, 09:15 PM
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That is so gross but funny!
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May 07, 2009, 01:35 AM
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sigh, I don't think I like tapioca pudding anymore... Catherine
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May 07, 2009, 02:50 AM
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oh dear very good
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May 07, 2009, 05:22 AM
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