[Mountaindewed]

But I'm bleeding kinda a lot "back there" when I use toilet paper. And its not even when I've just gone to the bathroom.

Is this bad? I see my new primary on Monday but I'm a bit worried about cancer or something.

[unaluna]

It could be a result of all the constipation. Tell them about that, like the hours of straining. You will probably get a referral to a butt doctor who can repair it in his office, or if it is severe, you may need surgery in the hospital and be put under. Ive had both, thats why i'm queen of butts here.

[Discombobulated]

It’s very likely not anything serious, it’s usually haemorrhoids or a small split (especially if you’ve been constipated) but Drs often like to be sure and sometimes will send you for a colonoscopy to be certain. It’s good to mention it to your Dr.

[Mountaindewed]

Also I just went to the bathroom and my upper left side back was cramping and it was light brown and I feel super exhausted right now. Not sure if I should worry or not. I slept normally and didn't do anything out of the ordinary.

And I blew a ton of blood out of my right nostril a few minutes ago which just felt really good.

[Tart Cherry Jam]

Originally Posted by Mountaindewed

And I blew a ton of blood out of my right nostril a few minutes ago which just felt really good.

If this is to your liking, fine. If it bothers you, you can get it cauterized (an easy in-office procedure which is not painful) by an ENT dr. I have recently had it done, putting an end to the problem that had started in early childhood.

[unaluna]

Did i tell you guys (jam and dewed) about the time i was starting to recover from the worst sinus infection i ever had, and i blew my nose, and omg it started coming out like when magicians pull connected handkerchiefs out of their sleeve. I swear it was 18 inches long. Best day of my life. I want this written on my tombstone. Honestly like i felt it circling my eye.

[Tart Cherry Jam]

No you didn't tell! This is unbelievable!

[unaluna]

Your too sweet!!!

[unaluna]

Pale poops per dr google mean a lack of bilirubiin, which means bile isnt getting thru to your liver, i think. Like because of gallstones blocking bile ducts. I get pale poops once in a while, i think esp if ive been eating fatty foods, like way too much cheese? Thats mostly why i started the salad routine.

[divine1966]

Originally Posted by unaluna

Did i tell you guys (jam and dewed) about the time i was starting to recover from the worst sinus infection i ever had, and i blew my nose, and omg it started coming out like when magicians pull connected handkerchiefs out of their sleeve. I swear it was 18 inches long. Best day of my life. I want this written on my tombstone. Honestly like i felt it circling my eye.

You never fail make me laugh. Best day of your life and you want it on your tomb stone 🤣🤣🤣

[Mountaindewed]

Originally Posted by unaluna

Did i tell you guys (jam and dewed) about the time i was starting to recover from the worst sinus infection i ever had, and i blew my nose, and omg it started coming out like when magicians pull connected handkerchiefs out of their sleeve. I swear it was 18 inches long. Best day of my life. I want this written on my tombstone. Honestly like i felt it circling my eye.

I can kinda relate. I just blew my nose and I didn't realize how stuffed up I was. And now I can breathe so much better. Its like I'm breathing in a breath mint.

[Mountaindewed]

Who do you go to for hemmhorids? I feel like I have them all over and theres still the bleeding and they kinda hurt. Like it hurts to sit down and stuff.

[unaluna]

Originally Posted by Mountaindewed

Who do you go to for hemmhorids? I feel like I have them all over and theres still the bleeding and they kinda hurt. Like it hurts to sit down and stuff.

Get a referral from your gp or any of your surgeons? I would not pick somebody out of the "phonebook" - i once went to a guy based on a tv ad and it was not my first time and i could tell it was not to my liking so i did not go back after the initial interview.

Google says a gastroenterologist - dont you already have one of those?

[Mountaindewed]

Originally Posted by unaluna

Get a referral from your gp or any of your surgeons? I would not pick somebody out of the "phonebook" - i once went to a guy based on a tv ad and it was not my first time and i could tell it was not to my liking so i did not go back after the initial interview.

Google says a gastroenterologist - dont you already have one of those?

Yeah I do have one.

[Mountaindewed]

I'll call in a bit

I called and they asked all these other questions about the color of stuff and if I ever throw up and now I'm wondering if theres something legit.

[Mountaindewed]

I just puked a bit and then found some blood on the toilet paper and I have some stomach pain. I just took tylenol.

Say it in Sally Fields voice from Forrest Gump

"I'm dyin' Forrest."