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Sep 14, 2008 at 08:49 PM
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I thought it would be fun to make a list of all the funny things we tell our kids not to do.
No you may NOT eat mommys hair. No you may NOT hold your pee until I am changing you, and then let fly all over mommy. No you may NOT get up and watch adult television and play at three am. Go back to sleep. Any other funnies that your kids have done?  
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Sep 15, 2008 at 07:59 AM
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> No you may NOT get up and watch adult television and play at three am.
Do you ever get up at three and watch TV? Where I am, at least, with the limited number of channels I have, what is on in the middle of the night is more of a wasteland than even daytime TV. This country is populated by morons. This is adult? __________________ Now if thou would'st When all have given him o'er From death to life Thou might'st him yet recover -- Michael Drayton 1562 - 1631 |
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Sep 15, 2008 at 10:40 AM
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you may not climb a tree, fall out of it, break your leg and come running to Mom for sympathy.  LOL only kidding. 
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Sep 15, 2008 at 10:51 AM
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no u may not kill your sister, pee like a boy (for a girl) drive the car (a nine year old), dye your hair pink, flush cheese sticks down the toliet, feed the fish your dinner, take apart the tv, put the egg in the microwave, flip off the drivers behind us (what u already did is that why their honking at me?)
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Sep 16, 2008 at 02:35 PM
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my newest:
No you may NOT try to chew on the cat!!
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Sep 30, 2008 at 06:23 AM
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No you may not eat the dogs dinner from his bowl
No you ride the dog like a horse No you cannot bring home all your class toplay after school No you may not wear mommies bra on your head No you do not put a whole toilet roll down the toilet Just a few that spring to mindxxx  dont we just love them life would be so so boring without them
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Sep 30, 2008 at 10:47 AM
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I have one, no you may not fill the toilet with scoopable kitty litter.
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Sep 30, 2008 at 02:04 PM
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No you may not stand on the table and pee in your cereal (my son tried this numerous times at 2 years of age lol )
No you may not overflow the toilet for the 3rd time in one day No you may not bite the dog back because he bit you No you may not ride your ride on toy down the stairs __________________ "There are things we need to forget and forgive, Sometimes we have to try and shed the damage we don't need." Silverchair- All Across The World |
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Sep 30, 2008 at 11:02 PM
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"Don't drink after the dog, that's probably how you got diarhea in the first place."
"No, don't put THAT on me." "No, we don't eat beans out of the dust pan covered in dog hair. That's yuck yuck." "We don't play with poopoo." |
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Oct 01, 2008 at 09:17 AM
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Oct 01, 2008 at 11:46 AM
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crazy glue your sleeping brothers mouth shut. (8 year old)
try coffee with your breakfast...you're already hyper enough. (6 year old) have candy corn and chocolate for breakfast either. put a pop-tart in the VCR. (4 year old) I love my nephews...I do...really. 
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Oct 09, 2008 at 10:49 AM
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hahaha where do they get these ideas?
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