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Old Oct 25, 2008, 05:27 PM
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- You get so used to getting up in the middle of the night you sleep in your clothes

- you are so tired you find creative ways to nap while still looking after child

- you forget what "date" means, or what a brush is for.

- You have said things like "No! You can't paint the dog" or "NO, stop chewing on the cat" or "Kitty doesn't like it when you pick her up by the tail"

-You find yourself baby talking and hooraying when your baby has a good poop.

-you talk about the consistency of said poop.

- You taste some of the baby foods and then think you won't blame the baby if he spits it right back

-spitup becomes a part of life. Eventually you just rub it in and go with the flow.

-A relaxing bath is relaxing for baby, not you. You don't get the tub alone anymore. Tubs, Accoding to baby, are for playing.

- your child finds something intimate in your wifes droor and proudly shows all her friends the cool new "massager", prompting phone calls from every family in the neighborhood.

and finally

You know your a parent when you would do anything, even give up your life to save your childs. And you love them more than anything on this earth.

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Old Oct 27, 2008, 05:48 PM
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Bowzz, remember, it's the acquired taste that gives flavor to foods. Don't think that he needs sugar in everything for him to like it. We all liked real food before being shoved fast food in our faces.
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Old Oct 27, 2008, 07:15 PM
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awww((rain)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) you said
((((You know your a parent when you would do anything, even give up your life to save your childs. And you love them more than anything on this earth.))))))))))

You are a very good parent awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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