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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 09:50 PM
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I will never think of a duck basting in the same way again!!
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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 09:54 PM
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All this workin' it looks labor intensive.

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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 09:57 PM
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Well, when you heavy petting it can be...
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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 10:05 PM
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heavy petting haha what's that upper classed wanking??

"I caught my husband 'heavy petting' "
"I am afraid they do that rosemary"
"but to the discovery channel?"
"oh rosemary "

I like that, I am using that one. "I am off to heavy pet myself silly" hahah
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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 10:14 PM
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ANIMAL PLANET?
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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 10:21 PM
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What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker.
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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 10:22 PM
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HA HA HA HA !!!
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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 10:27 PM
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you shouldn't encourage me Lab


A guy goes to his eye doctor for an eye examination. The doctor says, "You need to stop masturbating."

The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 10:45 PM
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I can't stop, I'm crazy, like that
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How do you know my ex ?? lol

Don't tell me you know 'throw wooden leg joe' as well?? he was the love of my life
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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 11:06 PM
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FYI, that wasn't his wooden leg.

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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 11:09 PM
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oh you're here are you!!!

Still with that cow with the glass eye, you ran off with? I was never the same again after you left me !!
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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 11:13 PM
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We are a fit!
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Default Apr 04, 2014 at 11:20 PM
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I must retire to my bed.

You US boys have kept me up all night with your jokes and frivolities

Good to meet you Lab and thanks for the 'heavy petting' quote

Sweet dreams
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Default Apr 05, 2014 at 06:56 AM
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No you're not. You're here with the rest of us on this forum for mental illness.
Well, if I masturbate in a bookstore then yeah, I wouldn't be "fine" in that department. I do of course mean that I have not yet lost vital nutrients through masturbation.

I did lose vital nutrients during sex once, but that was my fault for dating a cannibal.
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Default Apr 05, 2014 at 07:33 AM
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Well, if I masturbate in a bookstore then yeah, I wouldn't be "fine" in that department.
I ment my comment as a joke only. No insult ment.

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Didn't take it as one.
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I suggest you do some research. It depletes your body of lots of nutrients and minerals.
Oh my goodness...I am so depleted today....
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I suggest you do some research. It depletes your body of lots of nutrients and minerals.
It also releases endorphins and is good for the heart.

Nutrients can be replaced. You tell me what nutrients are lost and I will tell you what food to eat to compensate, so you can safely wank twice a day (which I wouldn't say was excessive for someone young)
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It also releases endorphins and is good for the heart.

Nutrients can be replaced. You tell me what nutrients are lost and I will tell you what food to eat to compensate, so you can safely wank twice a day (which I wouldn't say was excessive for someone young)

I am ready for EXCESSIVE NUTRIENTS tonight, lol.

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