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All this workin' it looks labor intensive.
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Well, when you heavy petting it can be...
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heavy petting haha what's that upper classed wanking??
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ANIMAL PLANET?
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What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker.
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HA HA HA HA !!!
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you shouldn't encourage me Lab
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I can't stop, I'm crazy, like that
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FYI, that wasn't his wooden leg.
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oh you're here are you!!!
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We are a fit!
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I must retire to my bed.
You US boys have kept me up all night with your jokes and frivolities Good to meet you Lab and thanks for the 'heavy petting' quote Sweet dreams |
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I did lose vital nutrients during sex once, but that was my fault for dating a cannibal. |
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Didn't take it as one.
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Nutrients can be replaced. You tell me what nutrients are lost and I will tell you what food to eat to compensate, so you can safely wank twice a day (which I wouldn't say was excessive for someone young) |
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I am ready for EXCESSIVE NUTRIENTS tonight, lol.
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