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Elder
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Mar 27, 2009 at 04:06 PM
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said , "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.....so what do you think about that Doc?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter, never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang.' Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , "My point exactly." |
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Elder
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Apr 23, 2009 at 09:25 PM
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amazing how many women I have sent this joke to that dont get the punchline!
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Apr 25, 2009 at 03:37 AM
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 I had to think briefly about the punch line, then I laughed. |
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May 21, 2009 at 10:34 PM
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Thanx Bro!! I needed that
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May 28, 2009 at 02:00 AM
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That just made my day!
Good one!
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Jun 13, 2009 at 01:44 PM
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Sep 17, 2009 at 03:57 PM
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hahahaha good one bro thanx peace!!!
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Grand Magnate
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Sep 17, 2009 at 04:02 PM
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Great laugh....
Thanks, Lenny __________________ I have only one conclusion,,and that is things change too quickly for me to draw them.... Sobriety date...Halloween 1989. I was plucked from hell...and treat this gift as if it is the only one... |
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Oct 04, 2009 at 03:59 PM
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haha , wow !
took me quite a while to get this one but it was a good joke haha , thanks man |
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