Introductions please post

Well, try to do something fun. I'm bored. Its kind of boring here. I expected more from the NPD Forum. Arent narcissists usually witty, stylish and successful?

Your compassion is welcome. Im dying of ennui.

If I make a display of brilliance in the forum, and there is no one here to recognise it, do i even exist? Surely you can underatand why I dont take those risks. Not on hot days like these.

I'm usually more into getting people to agree that my way of looking at the world is the best one. I'm currently into helping people understand just how interesting deism is. I don't see a downside with a deist belief system.

Display of brilliance? Where was that?

Understand! Gotcha!!!!

Wow how quickly the tides change. Let's see what the reasons are to come and try to be bigger and badder than everyone else????? Oh that's right this is the NPD forum. You see you can come on and tell all that your the smartest, tallest, most gifted and whatever else you like but keep in mind that all this does is irritate many others here. Wondering why?? Cause it's loaded with narcs who all believe to be better. If you would like to stir the pot with all your greatness just start a thread and let it go on from there. This way the ones do not become contaminated with all of your greatness and wits!!!!

As I was saying to Bill Murray the other day...oh, never mind. You wouldn't get it.

Do you feel better now???? Such simple tactics make for such great conversation!!!

It's the Prozac talking.

I've got more serotonin than you. I'm the baddest narcissist on the thread. I'm alpha narcissist.

You must be reflecting!! Ha ha!! An Alpha narcissist wouldn't need Prozac. Wouldn't you agree?

LMAO!!! I'm not a narc, just boring ol' bipolar. But I love you underground and atypical and shay too.

Sorry for intruding, that was just too funny, lol.

Does it matter? What kind of narcissist shuns cosmetic enhancements? All that really matters is that I have more serotonin than you, making me alpha narcissist.

Oh I do love to watch people that take this stuff all so seriously.

You do?? Your my hero. I now know where the idea for the most interesting man alive commercial came from..... Oh wait that was me. Remind me to take some extra adderall and Wellbutrin tomorrow so I can catch up to the super serotonin master

Go dose up now. I'll wait.

Battle of the Brains tomorrow?

Bwahahahah the seed I planted has begun to fruit... I'm perfectly content letting everyone else run rampant.

This thread highly amuses me.

Is Underground having brains fedexed overnight? But I'm bored NOW!

I'll challenge you.

2+2 = Fish. Why?

Please show all work.

Groupies! So make yourself useful and hop onto the other forums to rustle us up a worthy adversary and some more wistful watchers. It's getting dull in here.

Wrong! 2+2=<3.

Fish don't stand on their tails.

hmmmmm hearts don't stand on numerical ceremony... but...have at it, just the same.

My heart dances on chimerical numerical ceremony.

ahhh then your equations must be fantastical in observation. The dance steps could be a bytch tho...all that subtracted division and addition of multiples whilst imagery floats hearts made of 'lesser than' and 3.

Still, I'd pay to watch.

I'm not watching anything without nudity or violence. Or both! My attention span fails me otherwise.