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Old Oct 10, 2005, 04:25 PM
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If You Can...

If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,

If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,

If you can overlook when people take things out on you,

when through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

If you can do all these things,

THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY THE FAMILY DOG


If you can
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 04:39 PM
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If you can If you can If you can Thanks for the funny, much appreciated! If you can
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 05:17 PM
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Needed a good laugh, thank so much for sharing, Time! =D
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 05:39 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!!! haha!!! Thanks for sharing!
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 07:01 PM
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ROFL!
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 07:11 PM
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If you can If you can Oh, my!!! I was beginning to worry about that punch line!! WHEW!! I'm not so bad off then, 'cause I'm no dog! If you can

Time!!!! OMG!!! The incredible change in you!!! If you can If you can If you can
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 08:41 PM
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time0 said:
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills

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Hey, I can do all the rest - but no caffeine?!
So, I'm almost the dog!
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Old Oct 10, 2005, 10:11 PM
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I LOVE my puppies!!!!!
(((((((((((My babies))))))))))))))
Thanks for sharing that Time0. If you can
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 04:26 AM
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Good one,,, thanks for the laugh If you can
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