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#1126
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He does a good job
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#1127
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![]() Super Karate Baby will get to that right pockey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
#1129
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You are sneaky SKY LMAO.
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#1131
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No it's not I am laying in wait like...a snake
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#1132
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I thought for sure I had finally taken the title as this thread moved to page two. Damn it. I should have stayed silent
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He is blue from Blues clues....
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#1134
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Cold And Flu Prevention Tips
Here are some tips to help keep you healthy and germ-free during these cold winter months: Cold And Flu Prevention Tips Cold And Flu Prevention Tips * Sneezing into a handkerchief just redirects germs back at you. Always sneeze outward so as to shoot germs as far across the room as possible. * Pack your sinus cavities with Vicks Vap-O-Rub to fully mentholate your respiratory system. * Do not blow your stuffed nose into tissues—this is a myth! Always suck your phlegm into the back of your throat and swallow it in great, goblike mouthfuls. * You don't have to subject yourself to other people's germs. If you see someone who appears to have a cold or fever, contact your local police department. * To prevent infections, have sick people cough into your food. This light "inoculative" dose of germs will boost your body's defenses against a full-blown infection later. * If you are a sickly, anemic, weak person, you have a higher susceptibility to colds and flu. Try not to be such a pansy. * Sometimes, a severe respiratory infection will cause the lungs to fill with fluid. If this occurs, flush your lungs repeatedly with boiling hot water to clear them. A hose down your windpipe will help get around the gag reflex. * Make sure your HMO package covers visits to the Halls Of Medicine. * The flu is an extremely contagious, life-threatening disease. Flu sufferers should be either shot with a silver bullet or tortured to death by a professionally shriven, church-appointed excruciator. * To keep warm in the winter, replace your blood with mom's homemade chicken soup. Noodles should be no greater than one millimeter thick to prevent coronary blockage. * Remember: Your body produces phlegm for a reason. Always save your mucous, and keep it near you in jars at all times. * Germs generally enter the body through the skin. To protect you from infection, shave yours off. * Zinc and Vitamin C help fight colds. Vitamin C can be found in oranges, but zinc is a semi-precious metal found only in Africa. If symptoms persist, organize a jungle safari to seek out the fabled Zinc Mines of Sugolahara. From TheOnion.com January 4, 2006 | Issue 42•01
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#1135
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</font> <font color="green">Hmm well, if y'all truly want this thread killed I can post here. Seems like either I kill the thread or chase it totally off topic.
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dalila Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere. -Erma Bombeck |
#1136
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does anyone here know what happened to nico???????????????
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#1137
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I think the point of this thread is that there is NO topic... it just runs and runs with feigned bravado
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#1138
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I have not heard from Nico.
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#1139
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Sleeps said...
I am laying in wait like...a snake Didn't you mean you are riding in on a snake? ![]() |
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Didn't you mean you are riding in on a snake with feigned bravado?
hahhahahahHAHHAHAHAHAH
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#1141
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
Petunia said: Sleeps said... I am laying in wait like...a snake Didn't you mean you are riding in on a snake? ![]() </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> OH GOD...DON'T let a certain someone see the snake..they will know I took it for a joy ride LMO good try on the flu stuff JMO and ALL I have not seen Nico I hope he is ok
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#1142
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Good to see you hear Dahlia...but um you won't kill it..its mine
LMO hahhaa no comment
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#1143
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I hope he is OK as well. I havent seen him on AOL either. I am worried. I will attempt an email.
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#1144
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OK COOL JMO cause it's been a while
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#1145
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It has been a while.
You ever have those days where something rubs you the wrong way and then your pissed at everything? |
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BTW, I am now an ELDER!!!!!!!!!
WTF does that mean. LMAO |
#1147
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Yeah JMO I have..I think we all have cause we let one or two things color the whole picture..its like we have a box of crayons and use only the color grey
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#1148
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Yeah. I need to snap out of it.
You got any spare bologna? LOL |
#1149
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Sorry I think my bologna is moldy
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