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Jan 27, 2006, 02:08 PM
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Welcome to Husband Mart!
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor # 1 These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor # 2 These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. Third floor sign reads: Floor # 3 These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. But I wonder what's upstairs? The fourth floor sign reads: Floor # 4 These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. Wow! exclaims the woman, "very tempting” - BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor # 5 These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on? So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor # 6 You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor! This floor exists solely as proof that women are, some times, impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and have a nice day. |
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Jan 27, 2006, 02:13 PM
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LOL.
Jbug
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#3
Jan 27, 2006, 02:20 PM
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lmao!!!!!!! how funny
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Jan 27, 2006, 03:03 PM
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Love it!
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#5
Jan 27, 2006, 03:45 PM
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I'd keep going too, Mama taught me not to settle! hahaha, maybe that's why I'm single.....tee hee hee
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Jan 27, 2006, 10:29 PM
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I'd be the one to stay on floor 4. I have a guy that's super romantic and he drives me insane! Sometimes I wish I didn't have him!
Too much of a good thing can sometimes be bad.
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Jan 27, 2006, 11:26 PM
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I just wish some one would come save me!!! They've got me tied up on the fifth floor! HELLLLLP!!!
DJ 
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Jan 28, 2006, 06:29 PM
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very very funny...thanks for sharing
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