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Nov 23, 2007, 01:48 PM
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1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ... 10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House 11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe 12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House 13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
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Nov 23, 2007, 02:01 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nov 23, 2007, 02:32 PM
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Mouse,
This is a classic! Thanks for sharing! |
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Nov 23, 2007, 02:41 PM
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I really enjoyed those!
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Nov 23, 2007, 03:38 PM
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Thank you, Mouse! I really needed the laugh. LOL
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Nov 23, 2007, 04:13 PM
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thanks for the laugh. really needed it.
Linda
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Nov 23, 2007, 05:33 PM
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HAHA!
Thats awesome! 
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Nov 23, 2007, 06:56 PM
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Like that mouse, thanks for posting. LOL
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All my life I have know that I am different. I have trouble with my thinking and processing information. I have trouble in keeping close friends. I am afraid of living, and I don't really know why. I am good at pretending everything is all right, by just gritting my teeth and just charging ahead and getting through the rough spots, but inside I am afraid of failure and getting critized for things I do. I am hoping someone can help me, or at least understand me. |
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Nov 23, 2007, 07:26 PM
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OH my!!!
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Nov 23, 2007, 07:44 PM
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 Enjoyed the chuckle, thanks
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Nov 24, 2007, 12:21 PM
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Love it! love it! love it!
Thanks for the good laugh 
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I'm scared to get close to anyone because everyone who ever said "I'll be there" left "Our scars have the power to remind us that the past is real" Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter in Red Dragon |
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Nov 24, 2007, 01:04 PM
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Hilarious! Thanks so much!
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