[SeptemberMorn]

Rules of Chocolate

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries
all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem:
How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip:
Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your
total daily intake of calories in one place.
Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate
to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate,
is that a balanced diet?
Don't they actually counteract each other?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives.
Preservatives make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.
An entire garment industry would be devastated.

I'd give up chocolate, but I don't want to!!!

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.




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[(JD)]

LOL I'm not a chocolate person

but you can also have a balanced diet if you eat with both hands.

[inkblot]

Cute, Love it!

[Fuzzybear]

LOL! I am eating some chocolate now, as my 4.30 am snack

Bearhugs,
Fuzzy

[dexter]

"What's wrong with you?" actually made me laugh out loud

I finished off my bag of chocolate (caramels) today, no more until I go shopping again.

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[krzyk101]

That was cute

lol, Nothing better than eating a pound of chocolate then washing it down with a iced cold can of Diet Coke

This cancells out the calories from the chocolate! I turn to carbs. when there is no chocolate around.

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~KRIS~

If you think you have totally gave up, you haven't, because you are here!

[wisewoman]

Boy I'm glad someone straightened that out for me. I thought chocolate was bad for you. Thanks. Anyone seen my m&ms?

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<div class="foot">(Edited by mj14 on 08/05/04 01:15 PM.)</div>

[SeptemberMorn]

Daaaang!! I think that's enough for the whole board!! LOLOL





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[SeptemberMorn]

I was wondering about that, Sky! I'm so glad you straightened me out on that detail!! LOL Makes perfect sense to me!!





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[SeptemberMorn]

Girl!! No wonder you're awake at this hour of the wee dawn!! LOLOL





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[SeptemberMorn]

Awwwww! Poor baby! Does that mean you're gonna get you some more before the sun goes down? I sure would!

Talk about chocolate caramels... Have you tried Caramelo's? OH... YUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM!! To DIE for!!! ::: wiping drool from chin :::




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[SeptemberMorn]

DIET Coke?? YUK!! The fake sugar in the Coke messes with the REAL stuff in your mouth! BLAK!! I always have a glass of milk with me when I'm eating chocolate! Now, THAT'S enjoying a chunk of chocolate!!





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[SeptemberMorn]

Inky, do you take your chocolate seriously?

hehehe



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[Leslie]

I loved what you wrote I just printed it out to my friends.;

Thanks

[SeptemberMorn]

What happened to this thread??????? The font is HUGE AND BOLD!!!

Could it be all the chocolate????



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[inkblot]

No, I take my chocolate unwrapped!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[(JD)]

...actually... DARK chocolate IS good for your body... it's the milk chocolate that is trans fat bad for you... but dark chocolate is an "acquired" taste... you guys got what it takes to switch?

September! You won't drink but you smoke!? Shame shame shame.

between the drugs in your smokes and the chocolate you are an addict lady

[SeptemberMorn]

Shame off me!! Shame off me!! LOL I may be addicted to cigarettes but I'm not addicted to chocolate. I just enjoy it very much. When I look at what I've been through in my life and count the alcoholics in my family, the pot smokers, etc... Hey! I'm doing DAMN good!





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