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Aug 04, 2004 at 10:17 PM
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Rules of Chocolate
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? Money talks. Chocolate sings. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. I'd give up chocolate, but I don't want to!!! Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.  <font color=blue>"Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" --Shakespeare</font color=blue> __________________ Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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Aug 04, 2004 at 10:19 PM
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LOL I'm not a chocolate person
but you can also have a balanced diet if you eat with both hands. __________________ |
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Aug 04, 2004 at 10:23 PM
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Cute, Love it!
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Aug 04, 2004 at 11:35 PM
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LOL! I am eating some chocolate now, as my 4.30 am snack
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Aug 04, 2004 at 11:51 PM
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"What's wrong with you?" actually made me laugh out loud
 I finished off my bag of chocolate (caramels) today, no more until I go shopping again. ------------------------------------ --http://www.idexter.com __________________ ------------------------------------ --  -- The world is what we make of it -- -- Dave -- www.idexter.com |
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Aug 05, 2004 at 12:57 AM
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That was cute lol, Nothing better than eating a pound of chocolate then washing it down with a iced cold can of Diet Coke This cancells out the calories from the chocolate! I turn to carbs. when there is no chocolate around.______________ ~KRIS~If you think you have totally gave up, you haven't, because you are here! __________________  If you think you have totally givin' up- you haven't, because you are here!
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Aug 05, 2004 at 06:58 AM
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Boy I'm glad someone straightened that out for me. I thought chocolate was bad for you. Thanks. Anyone seen my m&ms?
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Aug 05, 2004 at 10:01 AM
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enuf? <div class="foot">(Edited by mj14 on 08/05/04 01:15 PM.)</div> |
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Aug 05, 2004 at 12:05 PM
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Daaaang!! I think that's enough for the whole board!! LOLOL
<font color=blue>"Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" --Shakespeare</font color=blue> __________________ Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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Aug 05, 2004 at 12:07 PM
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I was wondering about that, Sky! I'm so glad you straightened me out on that detail!! LOL Makes perfect sense to me!!
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Aug 05, 2004 at 12:11 PM
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Girl!!
 No wonder you're awake at this hour of the wee dawn!! LOLOL<font color=blue>"Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" --Shakespeare</font color=blue> __________________ Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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Aug 05, 2004 at 12:13 PM
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Awwwww!
 Poor baby! Does that mean you're gonna get you some more before the sun goes down? I sure would!Talk about chocolate caramels... Have you tried Caramelo's? OH... YUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM!! To DIE for!!! ::: wiping drool from chin ::: <font color=blue>"Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" --Shakespeare</font color=blue> __________________ Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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Aug 05, 2004 at 12:16 PM
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DIET Coke?? YUK!! The fake sugar in the Coke messes with the REAL stuff in your mouth! BLAK!! I always have a glass of milk with me when I'm eating chocolate! Now, THAT'S enjoying a chunk of chocolate!!
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Aug 05, 2004 at 12:17 PM
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Inky, do you take your chocolate seriously?
hehehe <font color=blue>"Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" --Shakespeare</font color=blue> __________________ Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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Aug 05, 2004 at 02:39 PM
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I loved what you wrote I just printed it out to my friends.;
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Aug 05, 2004 at 02:44 PM
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What happened to this thread???????
The font is HUGE AND BOLD!!! Could it be all the chocolate???? <font color=blue>"Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" --Shakespeare</font color=blue> __________________ Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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Aug 05, 2004 at 03:52 PM
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No, I take my chocolate unwrapped!
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Aug 05, 2004 at 05:27 PM
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...actually... DARK chocolate IS good for your body... it's the milk chocolate that is trans fat bad for you... but dark chocolate is an "acquired" taste... you guys got what it takes to switch?
September! You won't drink but you smoke!? Shame shame shame. between the drugs in your smokes and the chocolate you are an addict lady __________________ |
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Aug 05, 2004 at 09:50 PM
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Shame off me!! Shame off me!! LOL I may be addicted to cigarettes but I'm not addicted to chocolate. I just enjoy it very much.
When I look at what I've been through in my life and count the alcoholics in my family, the pot smokers, etc... Hey! I'm doing DAMN good! <font color=blue>"Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" --Shakespeare</font color=blue> __________________ Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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