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I just started, these are great. I really like the "girlfriend is a psych major" one and the Pavlov's birds, I wonder if that is true, it would be so awesome if that is a true story (and at least a good story otherwise <g>)
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these are freaking awesome! lol
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p.s. i am SOO posting that link on the website i'm creating. (i'm giving you credit for the link. thanks!!)
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Cool!
They have one wrong though: <font color=blue>Psychotic vs. Neuotic A psychotic thinks that two and two are five. A neurotic knows two and two are four -- but he hates it. </font color=blue> This assumes that one equals one, which is a fact they fail to establish, and which in fact occurs only very rarely in nature. Maybe it's the psychotics who are right, and everyone else just can't deal with it. <font color=orange>"If a light beckons to you, follow it. If it leads you into the quagmire, you'll probably find your way out of it again; but if you don't follow it, you'll be plagued for the rest of your life by the thought that perhaps it was your star." Friedrich Hebbet</font color=orange>
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Those were great - I am going to print out a few to give to my T - I always try to take a psychology joke each week and now I have a bunch to choose from!
The vision of your goodness will sustain me through the cold Take my hand now to remember when you find yourself alone You are never alone… (John Denver) Mars
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LOL Everyone thinks that one and one make two, but in fact, they make three!
![]() ![]() <font color=blue>"Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" --Shakespeare</font color=blue>
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More precisely, one and one make one, and all together they total three.
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Don't one and one make eleven?
<font color=green> If she spins fast enough then maybe the broken pieces of her heart will stay together, but even a gyroscope can't spin forever</font color=green>
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I thought that one and one made Eleven???
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Ha! I knew that I was right!
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By that logic, they also make a "3" in binary, which can also answer to SeptMorn's question.
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VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing this!
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