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Old Sep 04, 2004, 02:28 PM
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You have *GOT* to read these! LMAO Psych Jokes!!! LMAO Psych Jokes!!!

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Old Sep 04, 2004, 03:20 PM
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I just started, these are great. I really like the "girlfriend is a psych major" one and the Pavlov's birds, I wonder if that is true, it would be so awesome if that is a true story (and at least a good story otherwise <g>)

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these are freaking awesome! lol

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Old Sep 04, 2004, 05:26 PM
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p.s. i am SOO posting that link on the website i'm creating. (i'm giving you credit for the link. thanks!!)

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Cool!

They have one wrong though:

<font color=blue>Psychotic vs. Neuotic

A psychotic thinks that two and two are five.
A neurotic knows two and two are four -- but he hates it.

</font color=blue> This assumes that one equals one, which is a fact they fail to establish, and which in fact occurs only very rarely in nature. Maybe it's the psychotics who are right, and everyone else just can't deal with it.

<font color=orange>"If a light beckons to you, follow it. If it leads you into the quagmire, you'll probably find your way out of it again; but if you don't follow it, you'll be plagued for the rest of your life by the thought that perhaps it was your star." Friedrich Hebbet</font color=orange>
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Old Sep 04, 2004, 06:38 PM
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Those were great - I am going to print out a few to give to my T - I always try to take a psychology joke each week and now I have a bunch to choose from!

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LOL Everyone thinks that one and one make two, but in fact, they make three! LMAO Psych Jokes!!! Figure that one out! It's not that difficult. LOL


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More precisely, one and one make one, and all together they total three.

If I am following your drift LMAO Psych Jokes!!!

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Don't one and one make eleven?

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I thought that one and one made Eleven???

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Ha! I knew that I was right!

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By that logic, they also make a "3" in binary, which can also answer to SeptMorn's question.

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VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing this!

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