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Sep 18, 2003, 06:07 PM
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Two guys walk into a bar,
The first guy says, "Oh, you didn't see it either?" "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to work." |
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Sep 18, 2003, 07:00 PM
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you are too much, ha!ha!
** hugs ** In giving advice seek to help, not please your friend SOLON
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Sep 18, 2003, 07:00 PM
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teehee I was going to ask if they were hurt
 giggle giggle ok...my turn.... An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times." Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?" Man: "What sins?" Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?" Man: "I'm Jewish." Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?" Man: "I'm telling everybody."   Heather  "The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change and the REALIST adjusts his sails." ~~~author unknown
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Hugs Heather The secret of abundance is to stop focusing on what you do not have, and shift your consciousness to an appreciation for all that you are and all that you do have. ~~Dr. Wayne Dyer |
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Sep 18, 2003, 07:01 PM
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AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got it!!!! Took me a while, but I got it! Great!!!!!!!!!! We are ALL going to be a-ok!
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Sep 18, 2003, 07:02 PM
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EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!
We are ALL going to be a-ok!
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Sep 18, 2003, 07:33 PM
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Oh Heather, that's great! I think I heard it a long time ago, but it's priceless! We should have Doc John start a forum for jokes...or in my case bad jokes
Hugs back, bp "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to work." |
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Aug 27, 2004, 11:47 PM
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Nearly a year late
but LOL!!  Love, Bear xoxox 
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Aug 28, 2004, 12:08 AM
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ROFL!!!! Fuzzy!!
You fooled me, too! I thought it was a repost! LOLOL  <font color=blue>"Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" --Shakespeare</font color=blue>
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Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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Aug 28, 2004, 05:07 AM
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Good one
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Aug 28, 2004, 04:44 PM
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hehe; too funny. Good idea about the joke forum. Okay here is one to think about;
How do you get three elephants in a safeway shopping cart??? You take the "F" out of safe and the "F" out of way........ hehe; hope this was not offensive. I think its funny. justy
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Oct 28, 2004, 06:17 PM
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A horse walks into a bar and orders a large scotch.
The barman serves him and says "Hey my friend, why the long face?" 
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Oct 28, 2004, 06:21 PM
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LMAO....that's too funny.....
reminds me of one. A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says, "I'm looking for the guy who shot my PAW!" |
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