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Mar 03, 2012, 03:37 PM
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Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all! -------------------------------------------------- '2' Yelling at me for barking...I'M A DAMN DOG! -------------------------------------------------- '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? -------------------------------------------------- '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! -------------------------------------------------- '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. -------------------------------------------------- '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain! -------------------------------------------------- '7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! -------------------------------------------------- '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. -------------------------------------------------- '9' Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur? -------------------------------------------------- '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. -------------------------------------------------- Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? Last edited by FooZe; Mar 04, 2012 at 01:00 PM. Reason: per author's request |
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Mar 03, 2012, 04:40 PM
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Lol very funny (((lizardlady))) - this made me laugh.
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Mar 03, 2012, 04:44 PM
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Being a dog owner, I thought I had seen it all. But I hadn't seen this list. Thanks for posting it, lizardlady. It gave me a good laugh.
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Mar 04, 2012, 01:47 AM
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Im sure my dog thinks those things all the time. lol
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Mar 04, 2012, 03:55 AM
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 Very funny
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Mar 04, 2012, 10:00 AM
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Still chuckling. Thanks for sharing this.
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Mar 13, 2012, 05:57 AM
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 I am guilty of all but the clothes ones. 
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Mar 13, 2012, 09:53 AM
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Number 10 had me rolling!! How do dogs know our secret envy about their "self-grooming" skills?? Haha smart dog...
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Mar 15, 2012, 09:27 AM
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True all of it lol; my dogs owns me; walk me lol. Thank goodness for them!!
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