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Apr 04, 2012, 06:43 PM
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How to Clean the Toilet --there's more below --1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. * You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.  ---keep going--- ----almost there---- Sincerely, The Dog  |
 lynn P.
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#2
Apr 04, 2012, 06:49 PM
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AWWWW how cruel..............but I love it..............
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#3
Apr 04, 2012, 06:51 PM
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Hehehe. My cats would kill me if I did this.
 Made me laugh though.
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Apr 06, 2012, 08:25 PM
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Very funny! Thhanks for the laugh.
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Apr 06, 2012, 08:47 PM
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LOL - I'm laughing at your post and at myself...because I was starting to get mad at whoever wrote this, thinking they're serious because that would be cruel...until I got to the end.
I've had cats in my lifetime and I would expect to pay even after death for a deed like that lol. I got major scratches once while trying to give one a bath - he had super cat strength and i swear was double jointed. You got me and thanks for sharing lizardlady.
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Apr 06, 2012, 09:01 PM
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OMGosh too funny.....
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Apr 10, 2012, 04:58 PM
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#8
Apr 10, 2012, 05:02 PM
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funny
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| lizardlady
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Apr 10, 2012, 05:13 PM
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Funny, funny story thanx for sharing.
Watch out for that cat doesn't look happy at all. 
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Apr 16, 2012, 06:23 PM
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How funny!!! I will share this one my daughter. She is a cat lover.
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