Hello, I went to the shops today and bought myself a starfish*. He's great company and we like to watch deal or no deal together.

I also like to bring him along to therapy because we have communication issues.

Anyone else have trouble training their starfish?

Goodnight.

* - lies.

[pegasus]

Is he related to Patrick?

I was depressed and hating myself and irritable when I wrote this thread so I wanted to write something stupid so I can show everyone how stupid I am. That was the motivation, regardless of the result.

[Luvmydog]

Originally Posted by Illegal Toilet

I was depressed and hating myself and irritable when I wrote this thread so I wanted to write something stupid so I can show everyone how stupid I am. That was the motivation, regardless of the result.

Personally, I like your sense of humor, and think that you are extremely smart. I am sorry that you were feeling that way about yourself. I hope that things get better.

[Edda]

Originally Posted by Illegal Toilet

I was depressed and hating myself and irritable when I wrote this thread so I wanted to write something stupid so I can show everyone how stupid I am. That was the motivation, regardless of the result.

You were more sane than ever.
Starfish are notoriously hard to train and tend to be very independent. You can however always throw them at people as a means of self defense.

I hope you are feeling better.