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Old Apr 27, 2015, 09:41 PM
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Cats are Like Women
Cats do what they want, when they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play they want to be left alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave their hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.

Woof Woof! ;-)
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Old Apr 28, 2015, 09:48 PM
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That is cute. So what are guys?
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Old Apr 29, 2015, 12:24 AM
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My boyfriend says I "infest" his car with my hair, lol! He says it infests everything.
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Old Apr 29, 2015, 02:33 AM
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meow......

but where would be be without kittehs??
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Old Apr 29, 2015, 05:58 AM
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That is cute. So what are guys?


Cats are Like Women  ;-)
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Old Apr 29, 2015, 06:15 AM
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OMG I can't believe you posted that lol. Good thing for you most of the women here have a good sense of humor and an easygoing way
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Old Apr 29, 2015, 12:55 PM
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You have left out the bit about fleas
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Old Apr 29, 2015, 01:38 PM
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meow......

but where would be be without kittehs??
Lol! Indeed!
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Old Apr 29, 2015, 01:41 PM
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OMG I can't believe you posted that lol. Good thing for you most of the women here have a good sense of humor and an easygoing way
LOL! Yes I find that at my size, its not too wise to get Cats or Women stirred up! :-). Its nice to know though that most women on here do indeed have a sense of humor! :-)
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Old Apr 29, 2015, 05:43 PM
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That is cute. So what are guys?
Well, I'd say guys are cats too based on the above.
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Old Apr 30, 2015, 10:11 AM
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You have left out the bit about fleas
No fleas here ManOfConstant sorrow. Well not the last time I groomed myself.
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Old Apr 30, 2015, 10:19 AM
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It's those pesky planets ( Venus and Mars) that make it so hard for us to play at the same time.
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