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#1
A cat's rules for cat toys...
1. If it moves, it's a cat toy. 2. If it doesn't move, but I can make it move, it's a cat toy 3. If it doesn't move and I can't make it move, it's a scratching post, which is a cat toy. 4. Everything else is a cat bed. |
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#2
Cats are very logical!
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Overall rule: If it's anything...anything at all...It's mine.
Y'gotta admire that! |
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Cats batting things off counters will absolutely slay me. What are they thinking when they do that???
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I’m reading the Readers Digest, humor the best medicine. I immediately thought of this thread.
“ a German shepherd, a Doberman and a cat die and go to heaven. They are greeted by God, who asks each of them what they believe in. The German shepherd goes first. “Discipline,training and loyalty to my master” he says. “Good” says God. “You may sit on my right. Now Doberman, what do you believe in?” The Doberman answers, “Love, care and protecting my master”. “Excellent, says God. “You may sit on my left. Now cat, it’s your turn. What do you believe in?” The cat replies, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat” Submitted by—Merry Pruitt, Columbia, OH __________________ Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
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Nammu, saw the punchline coming and still laughed! :
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The way it would be!
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LOL Ultimate cat rule: Cats rule! |
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