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Nov 13, 2012, 09:26 AM
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I couldn't stop laughing when I read this......
It takes 2 Freudian psychologists to change a light bulb. 1 fixes the bulb the other holds the penis...I mean my mother...I MEAN THE LADDER! |
 bamapsych, Bill3, Dreamy01, mixedup_emotions, pbutton, rainbow8, sconnie892, Sila, tooski
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Nov 13, 2012, 02:28 PM
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Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.
A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!" "That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you seem to be doing much better. How?" "I went to see another doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!" "One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously. "Yeah," continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist." "A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?" "Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."
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#3
Nov 13, 2012, 02:47 PM
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Laughing SO hard. Thank you two so much.
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#4
Nov 13, 2012, 03:19 PM
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Awesome jokes!! LOVE IT!!!
Here's my contribution: A therapist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers. "You all have obsessions," the doctor observed. To the 1st mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter 'Candy'." He looks to the 2nd mother saying, "Your obsession is with money. Again, It manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He looks to the third mother & says, "Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the 4th mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand 'n says to him, "Come on, D i c k, We're leaving.”
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Nov 13, 2012, 08:23 PM
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A psychologist returned from a conference in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permitted to ski for free. Her husband asked her, "How did it go?". She replied, "Fine, but I've never seen so many Freudians slip."
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Happiness cannot be found through great effort and willpower, but is already present, in open relaxation and letting go. Don't strain yourself, there is nothing to do or undo. Whatever momentarily arises in the body-mind Has no real importance at all, has little reality whatsoever. Don't believe in the reality of good and bad experiences; they are today's ephemeral weather, like rainbows in the sky. ~Venerable Lama Gendun Rinpoche~ 
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