Roll Call Take Two

I've tried to ask All-Knowing Google, but if I'm honest it's probably easier if you do it as I do not understand America or your crazy, crazy vernacular

I ordered a pile of cookery books off amazon, and now in my "Other people who bought items in your recent history also bought" section they have a home enema kit.

How worried/grossed out am I supposed to be?

one time i was constipated and i drank half a bottle of mineral oil.

Newtus: I just called this woman at The Hope Concept in Fort Worth: http://www.thehopeconcept.com/ Her name is Jen. Her number is (512) 966-6830. I think it's her cell phone, because she just said 'hello' when she picked up. Her email is jennifer@thehopeconcept.com. They do peer support there. Kind of like life coaches. She says she'd be happy to hear from you.

Thank you. I'm sorry to hear that you're feeling really depressed too

*Willow*

did you tell her about me or my name???

oh wow..you didnt have to do that for me...

wow that place is almost hour 30 min away from me

i know i said i live in dallas but i say that cause im online you know. i live north of dallas in a small rural town

Full disclosure:
I actually *like* syrup of figs, so sometimes I put it on pancakes.
Also I sometimes use antacid tablets as a leavener in my German gingerbread biscuits ("lebkuchen").

If she can't help you because 1.5 hours is too far, maybe she can point you in the direction of someone more local.

And big thumbs up to Costello for ringing her up

I am watching a Horizon documentary, and there's a 100-year-old man who completed the London marathon. I remember passing him, actually, but I NEVER would have believed he was 100. Amazing.

i know right...
who know someone even cared enough...

i live in a place that only has about 650 people.

theres nothing further north of me so i have to go south. but within reasonable distance.

I used to live in a place like that; I didn't like it too much. Do you like it?

take a young adult from a city of 250.000 and put them in a 650 pop area.
wht do you think?

i d c for people
but aint s--t to do.

before my sza hit bad i use to goto the local music joints by myself. they were only a few miles away.
now?
well now i tote my pellet g_n looking for grasshoppers and raccoons and skunks.

my lifestyle has changed.

I don't know your name or where you live. I just told her you needed support and weren't sure where to turn.

i ran out of wine and cigs

Yep. That's what you told me.

Good!

650 sure does sound like a place where everybody knows everybody

I had quite a good day today. I did computer support for a small company, and got a lot done. That is a good feeling.
But it was miserably cold and snowed when I had to fetch the kids from school. We have a couple of million drivers on the roads in my little town, and very few of them know to drive carefully in the snow. What headlights? They must be caught up in the energy saving drive! A police car decided to do a U-turn in the middle of thick traffic, and screamed off as though he was on a dry race track. (I was too slow to offer him a referral to my pdoc.)

Now my mood has fallen through the floor boards. I probably just need to get some sleep to get over it.

looks like no medicaid or medicare for me til either 2013 or 2016. absolutely nothing for sure til 2013.

650?

Snow? Snow still exists somewhere in the world? I thought we were just a burning hot ball of desert now!

Do I need to claim to be Canadian AGAIN?!?!?

Yup, if I understood Newtus correctly.

LOL. Costello & Fish, enjoy the heat
I'm sure I wore the enamel off my chattering teeth today. Hey! The positive effect must be about 4lbs of energy consumed today

We have a winner! Deng Linlin of China took the gold on the balance beam. So, my little cat is now named Linlin.