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#21
LOL! That's a good idea. I'll have to try that--but what about Hippa laws?
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#24
Here’s an old one, I hope this doesn’t push the line to offensive—
An elderly gentleman in a nursing home sits in a comfortable chair. He leans over in the chair a little to the right. A nurse passes by and props him back up. He leans over a little to the left. A nurse passes by and props him back up. Later, his children come to visit him and ask him how he likes living there. He says, “It’s alright, but they never let you fart.” __________________ "And don't say it hasn't been a little slice of heaven, 'cause it hasn't!" . About Me--T |
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#25
I liked the one about the lady in the hospital calling about her health. Darn those HIPPA laws!
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....an old man was sitting in the doctor’s office getting his hearing checked. Hey said the doctor. You have a suppository in your ear! Rats replied the old man, now I know where my hearing aid went.
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