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Default Mar 23, 2021 at 03:57 PM
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LOL! That's a good idea. I'll have to try that--but what about Hippa laws?

As far as the cartoon, do "leak" without warning. And have less control over gas.
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Default Mar 23, 2021 at 04:28 PM
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LOL! That's a good idea. I'll have to try that--but what about Hippa laws?
LOL! Its such an old joke, it was before HIPAA! And she was probably using a landline!

Eta - okay, the part about the landline is just dumb, but i couldnt resist!
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A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital.

She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"

The old lady in her weak voice said, "Doreen Jacobs, Room 604."

The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Doreen is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Ross, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."

The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Doreen your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Doreen Jacobs in room 604. No one tells me anything.”


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Default Mar 23, 2021 at 07:46 PM
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Here’s an old one, I hope this doesn’t push the line to offensive—

An elderly gentleman in a nursing home sits in a comfortable chair. He leans over in the chair a little to the right. A nurse passes by and props him back up. He leans over a little to the left. A nurse passes by and props him back up. Later, his children come to visit him and ask him how he likes living there. He says, “It’s alright, but they never let you fart.”

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Default Mar 24, 2021 at 03:13 PM
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I liked the one about the lady in the hospital calling about her health. Darn those HIPPA laws!

Keep these jokes and stories coming! They're fun!
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Default Mar 24, 2021 at 04:05 PM
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....an old man was sitting in the doctor’s office getting his hearing checked. Hey said the doctor. You have a suppository in your ear! Rats replied the old man, now I know where my hearing aid went.

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