Okay so I ran into my ex the other day and apart from a two-week relationship with some dude she has been on her own.

Anyway we started making out and my right thumb touched her left breast at some point.

It was at this moment that I started to have gastric pains, which are related to my irritable bowel syndrome.

I think she took my moans of discomfort as moans of pleasure though because she increased her tempo and became more aggressive.

This is why I think we were going to have intercourse with each other.

Now, my problem is that I had to leave suddenly because I needed to go to the toilet and there were none nearby. So I said I had something to do and I left.

What should my excuse be when I see her next? And how do I turn this into a resumption of our encounter which I think was going to be a sexual one?

[Phreak]

The truth

Originally Posted by Phreak

The truth

Nah, bowel talk isn't really conducive to sex. She might also be unwilling to have sex with me if she thinks I am sick.

I really need a good excuse for leaving abruptly that she can accept and that will not distract her.

[Phreak]

I was assuming as your ex she'd have been aware that you had the condition.

If you want to lie, maybe say you had food poisoning - still not ideal though.

I still think she'd respect you if you're honest, and ultimately do you want a relationship or a temporary ***** buddy?

Why not post, "Hey guys, my ex and I split for a time, and we had an episode where we were kissing. It was interrupted by a personal issue. How can I let her know it had nothing to do with her, and encourage her to try again."

I don't understand the need to include all the less than critical detail.

[Phreak]

Erm it kind of is critical as it's the crux of the issue isn't it?

I don't think so, whether or not it was his/her left or right thumb touching her left or right breast.....whether his/her moans increased the "tempo" ..... no, not really the crux. Easing into a resumption of a mis-hap sort of evening however, was.

The detail was provided so you could form an opinion on whether i was going to have intercourse with her or not. I think the answer is yes.

Originally Posted by Phreak

I was assuming as your ex she'd have been aware that you had the condition.

If you want to lie, maybe say you had food poisoning - still not ideal though.

I still think she'd respect you if you're honest, and ultimately do you want a relationship or a temporary ***** buddy?

Temporary buddy, since she broke up with me . . .

But she doesn't know about the IBS since it is pretty infrequent. It only really comes up when I binge eat.

[Phreak]

Originally Posted by Lux_et_spes

I don't think so, whether or not it was his/her left or right thumb touching her left or right breast.....whether his/her moans increased the "tempo" ..... no, not really the crux. Easing into a resumption of a mis-hap sort of evening however, was.

You're right that the breast detail wasn't needed, I more meant that the IBS was needed rather than an ambigious "personal issue" interruption.

Originally Posted by Illegal Toilet

Temporary buddy, since she broke up with me . . .

But she doesn't know about the IBS since it is pretty infrequent. It only really comes up when I binge eat.

Hmm how about texting her, say that you missed kissing her, sorry you had to disapear in a hurry, how about she comes over for a drink/movie/meal - specify a day, suggest a time.

Whatever you do, strike while the iron is still hot!

"I more meant that the IBS was needed rather than an ambigious "personal issue" interruption."

Of course.

[Dionysius]

Originally Posted by Illegal Toilet

Okay so I ran into my ex the other day and apart from a two-week relationship with some dude she has been on her own.

Anyway we started making out and my right thumb touched her left breast at some point.

It was at this moment that I started to have gastric pains, which are related to my irritable bowel syndrome.

I think she took my moans of discomfort as moans of pleasure though because she increased her tempo and became more aggressive.

This is why I think we were going to have intercourse with each other.

Now, my problem is that I had to leave suddenly because I needed to go to the toilet and there were none nearby. So I said I had something to do and I left.

What should my excuse be when I see her next? And how do I turn this into a resumption of our encounter which I think was going to be a sexual one?

I agree with Phreak, the truth would be best and if she loves you will accept it. I have IBS and take meds every morning til it subsides and my ex accepted me, you don`t have to go into detail (I know how embarrassing it is to explain to people). Good luck anyway.

[Big Mama]

the truth, just tell the truth. We are all human and things come up like that. Could it increase you likelihood for pity sex. She feels bad for you and wants to dote on you, and it just might lead to sex. Just wondering. Pity sex is not optimal but it could be optional.

I called her today and we talked about abortion of all topics. Makes me wonder if she had one and was trying to tell me.

[Big Mama]

Do you think she had one or was checking for your opinion before she does have one. Just curious.

Tread lightly, that is a hell that follows you forever. A warm caring shoulder can make all the difference in the world.

[hamster-bamster]

Originally Posted by Illegal Toilet

Okay so I ran into my ex the other day and apart from a two-week relationship with some dude she has been on her own.

Anyway

(1) we started making out and my right thumb touched her left breast at some point.

(2) It was at this moment that I started to have gastric pains, which are related to my irritable bowel syndrome.

I think (1) she took my moans of discomfort as moans of pleasure though because (1) she increased her tempo and (1) became more aggressive.

This is why I think we were going to have intercourse with each other.

Now, my problem is that I had to leave suddenly because I needed to go to the toilet and there were none nearby. So I said I had something to do and I left.

What should my excuse be when I see her next? And how do I turn this into a resumption of our encounter which I think was going to be a sexual one?

So it seems that two things happened:

- positive things happened, all marked with (1) above, where I am quoting you

- one negative thing happened, marked with (2).

Further, it seems that you now have two distinct goals: to excuse the negative part and to express a high degree of appreciation of the positive parts; the overall goal is to meet with her again and pick up where you guys left off.

So, on excusing (2), I am with everybody else who suggested telling the truth. However, if you cannot do that, then you can try dwelling on (1) A LOT and not saying anything about (2) altogether, or, saying something but being brief and nonchalant.

In other words, focus on conveying how positive the positive parts were, and, hopefully, she will be able to appreciate your enthusiasm.

Also, I would not really advise you to spend time explaining to her that your moaning did not, in any way, convey pleasure, but, rather, conveyed discomfort. Just omit that part unless asked directly.

[Phreak]

Originally Posted by Illegal Toilet

I called her today and we talked about abortion of all topics. Makes me wonder if she had one and was trying to tell me.

Sucks man. Kudos for calling her though