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Ladyzero · Dec 12, 2012 at 12:42 AM

You've had 50 in an hour ? ? ? Say that again, 50, that's five zero, in an hour. That's nearly one a minute, impossible surely ? ? ?

LiteraryLark · Dec 12, 2012 at 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ladyzero

You've had 50 in an hour ? ? ? Say that again, 50, that's five zero, in an hour. That's nearly one a minute, impossible surely ? ? ?

It's exaggeration meaning she has very high standards for men to perform.

hamster-bamster · Dec 12, 2012 at 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Ladyzero

You've had 50 in an hour ? ? ? Say that again, 50, that's five zero, in an hour. That's nearly one a minute, impossible surely ? ? ?

Yes, after a three and a half year hiatus you would have 50 in an hour as well. The hiatus was due to AP's.

Big Mama · Dec 12, 2012 at 06:16 PM

Between the blood smell

and the 50 orgasams

I forgot what I was gonna say. Thanks a lot.

Big Mama · Dec 12, 2012 at 06:18 PM

OK I remember now after re reading all of this. God made us who we are. It is good we like us for who we are. I would want to be a man. How do they walk around w/ those things. My H watches me sleep and says how do you sleep w/ those things smashing your chest or don't they get in the way when you sleep. So God made us each and think goodness we are who we are.

hamster-bamster · Dec 13, 2012 at 12:24 AM

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It's exaggeration meaning she has very high standards for men to perform.

No, 50 alone - nothing to do with men. With men, I actually do fewer - 3-20. But the quality is usually higher with men. It is not just a question of quantity - quality matters greatly too. My masturbation orgasms used to be flatter and my partner sex orgasms used to be more multi-dimensional. But now I have no orgasms at all.

If I ever get orgasms back (do you think I will? now that three factors might be at play - stress, Topamax, and biking - I feel rather hopeless), I will go for the maximum number of orgasms with men. In the past, I used to be slightly embarrassed of the high number I can do and felt that I am a burden. Now, I will feel proud. If I ever get them back.

hamster-bamster · Dec 13, 2012 at 12:35 AM

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OK I remember now after re reading all of this. God made us who we are. It is good we like us for who we are. I would want to be a man. How do they walk around w/ those things. My H watches me sleep and says how do you sleep w/ those things smashing your chest or don't they get in the way when you sleep. So God made us each and think goodness we are who we are.

I like my breasts very much. What I do not like at all is the idea of having the whole reproductive equipment OUTSIDE the body. I would feel insecure with it. For something as critical to the species as that to not be protected.. no, I think this is faulty design

. But since it has worked fine so far, it probably gets a passing grade.

hamster-bamster · Dec 13, 2012 at 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Mama

Between the blood smell

and the 50 orgasams

I forgot what I was gonna say. Thanks a lot.

You cracked me up - what were you going to say?

And more on the blood smell - when my son was born, for several days he had that same amazing smell and I realized that it must be the smell of my womb. It is the best smell in the world, honest. Very sweet and clean.

But I so much like the convenience of Mirena IUD that I am not inclined to go back to smelling sweet blood monthly. Mirena is just so convenient from all angles that it simply cannot be beat.

Big Mama · Dec 13, 2012 at 12:44 AM

I do recall that smell. I have miscarried a few times are due to recognizing that smell, I know what it is not just regular monthly stuff. Smells never leave us. Our since of smell triggers our brain more so then any other sense does.

hamster-bamster · Dec 13, 2012 at 01:07 AM

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Our sense of smell triggers our brain more so then any other sense does.

I totally agree. I think that is why we sometimes cannot articulate what is attractive or off-putting about a person, and the secret is in his smell.

Maven · Dec 13, 2012 at 01:56 AM

Wow, you miss a day on these boards, and you miss a lot!!!

I love being a woman, even though I certainly don't love my period, painful sex and the other aforementioned things in this thread. I love dresses and hair and shoes and shopping! And multiple orgasms!

But being a man would have its benefits, too. Pee standing up (well, women can do that, too, but it's more difficult, takes some practice), being physically stronger than women on average, make more money, don't need to shave your pits, and a few other benefits.

hamster-bamster · Dec 13, 2012 at 10:29 PM

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don't need to shave your pits, and a few other benefits.

yes, for bearded males, the scale is overall in their favor with respect to shaving: no legs, no pits, no face. Much less times spent on self-care daily, agreed. More time to devote to productive activities (e.g. making more money).

women can get there, too ("no shaving"), it just costs a lot of money and time

LiteraryLark · Dec 13, 2012 at 10:40 PM

Yes but remember why we shave--for men. Think about it, there's no real reason why we need to shave other than to satisfy our partner.

hamster-bamster · Dec 13, 2012 at 10:45 PM

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Yes but remember why we shave--for men. Think about it, there's no real reason why we need to shave other than to satisfy our partner.

Maybe I have been thoroughly indoctrinated, but I simply enjoy the look and feel of hairless, smooth legs, with a man or alone. I just like it. Sure, I might just be a product of the society.

Big Mama · Dec 13, 2012 at 10:51 PM

I could care less if I shave. W/ 3 kids I don't get much time for a good shave. There is always a kid in the tub w/ me or outside the door wanting something. So my legs are way fuzzy. Nothing some nair can't fix.

This is not funny but in a way it is. My H knows he is in for a lucky night when everything is freshly shaven. Then sometimes he screws up and gets angry w/ me and w/ himself. When we go to bed he realizes that everything iss clipped. It's funny/sad to hear him quietly whisper "oh man".

venusss · Dec 17, 2012 at 02:39 PM

I Love being a female (but as somebody who truly leans to asexual, I couldn't care less about orgasms and all that crap. As much as I love to fantasize... it's too much effort, imho).

But gah, I think being able to pee while standing up would be so great during travels. How I envy men each time I walk into some horror like bathrooms in a gas station on highway. And having period while travelling and exchanging those things on horror bathrooms on gas station where the line by female toilets is longer then meat lines during USSR time? I'd exchange all orgasms in the world for a penis in the moment.

(yes, I know they invented a... thing for women to be able to pee standing up. I don't own it. DOn't send it to me for xmas).

Dec 17, 2012 at 02:51 PM

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I Love being a female (but as somebody who truly leans to asexual, I couldn't care less about orgasms and all that crap. As much as I love to fantasize... it's too much effort, imho).

But gah, I think being able to pee while standing up would be so great during travels. How I envy men each time I walk into some horror like bathrooms in a gas station on highway. And having period while travelling and exchanging those things on horror bathrooms on gas station where the line by female toilets is longer then meat lines during USSR time? I'd exchange all orgasms in the world for a penis in the moment.

(yes, I know they invented a... thing for women to be able to pee standing up. I don't own it. DOn't send it to me for xmas).

VH,

I hear you, sister, but ALL orgasms? Really?

Girlfriend, you are NOT hanging out in the right, teepees.

-Fleeing

hamster-bamster · Dec 17, 2012 at 03:54 PM

In terms of life expectancy, women are the preferred gender, too.

venusss · Dec 17, 2012 at 04:28 PM

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In terms of life expectancy, women are the preferred gender, too.

Isn't that individual? Men usually live less healthily in general. Take more risks. But not sure if they all are so depressed about living stastistically shorter.

And seriously, what's with all the male bashing?

venusss · Dec 17, 2012 at 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fleeingbellocq

VH,

I hear you, sister, but ALL orgasms? Really?

Girlfriend, you are NOT hanging out in the right, teepees.

-Fleeing

I guess... or I am just not indulgent when it comes to some pleasures.

dunno... as I said, too much effort. And I love to travel and being female is a big restriction (see, I will never get to trot around Iran freely. And many other places).

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Ladyzero Member Member Since Nov 2012 Location: Uk Posts: 408 11 133 hugs given	Dec 12, 2012 at 12:42 AM #21 You've had 50 in an hour ? ? ? Say that again, 50, that's five zero, in an hour. That's nearly one a minute, impossible surely ? ? ?
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Big Mama Magnate Member Since Jun 2012 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,191 11 646 hugs given	Dec 12, 2012 at 06:16 PM #24 Between the blood smell and the 50 orgasams I forgot what I was gonna say. Thanks a lot.
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Big Mama Magnate Member Since Jun 2012 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,191 11 646 hugs given	Dec 12, 2012 at 06:18 PM #25 OK I remember now after re reading all of this. God made us who we are. It is good we like us for who we are. I would want to be a man. How do they walk around w/ those things. My H watches me sleep and says how do you sleep w/ those things smashing your chest or don't they get in the way when you sleep. So God made us each and think goodness we are who we are.
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Big Mama Magnate Member Since Jun 2012 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,191 11 646 hugs given	Dec 13, 2012 at 12:44 AM #29 I do recall that smell. I have miscarried a few times are due to recognizing that smell, I know what it is not just regular monthly stuff. Smells never leave us. Our since of smell triggers our brain more so then any other sense does.
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LiteraryLark Crowned "The Good Witch" Member Since Jun 2009 Location: Wonderland Posts: 11,535 (SuperPoster!) 14 1,318 hugs given	Dec 13, 2012 at 10:40 PM #33 Yes but remember why we shave--for men. Think about it, there's no real reason why we need to shave other than to satisfy our partner.
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