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Elder
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Apr 29, 2009 at 01:02 PM
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should b e opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me..' ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to Build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. |
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Apr 29, 2009 at 05:21 PM
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LOL brian!
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Pirate Goddess
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Apr 30, 2009 at 05:01 AM
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 Kiss my patootie! (Please note: We have a nose-picking smiley -->  , but not a "Kiss my butt!" smiley! What gives?)
__________________ Maven If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream. Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights  |
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Elder
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Apr 30, 2009 at 07:22 AM
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geez...I didnt know they had a nose picking smiley!
one of my bad habits... |
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Wise Elder
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May 02, 2009 at 12:10 AM
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Having a bad day at home Brian......
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Pirate Goddess
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May 03, 2009 at 02:30 AM
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I like Brian. He funny.
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May 08, 2009 at 05:37 AM
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Q: How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark. |
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May 10, 2009 at 07:23 AM
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I needed to laugh and this worked. ty.
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May 23, 2009 at 12:14 PM
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after reading this i am really proud to be a lesbian! :-O
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Jun 11, 2009 at 02:38 AM
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 <--- KiSS IT! :P
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Pirate Goddess
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Jun 24, 2009 at 05:47 AM
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LOL! I just saw that!
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